JohnnyDos Posted March 6, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 6, 2017 PENSION SEXTwo men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex." "Pension sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEXA wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and myhusband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural." "I don't see what the problem is.""The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEXTired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!" SEX & ARGUMENTSA husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'" "Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEXMy husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ELDERLY SEXOne night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex...he could also fly. L!ckALotAPus, bds1961, Merlin007 and 4 others 7
Nice_Guy Posted March 8, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Posted March 8, 2017 well me and my ex had court sex ...... that's where she F* cked me for the last time L!ckALotAPus 1
_Sniper_ Posted March 13, 2017 Member ID: 24852 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 25 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 18 Achievement Points: 216 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/02/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 4, 2019 Birthday: 05/27/1963 Posted March 13, 2017 Nice_Guy funny on Court Sex now its 7 LOL Awards
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