joke for today

[tsw 8.5]

Subject: Fwd: A Guy goes in to pick up his welfare check
 

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front
teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into
the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking
advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to
drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job,
the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re shittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well.. You started it…”