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It’s not whether you win or lose,

but how you place the blame.

 

 

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor

 without holding on.

 

 

 

We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of "smart"?

 

 

 

The original point and click interface

was a Smith & Wesson.

 

 

A fool and his money

can throw one heck of a party.

 

 

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

 

 

 

Five days a week my body is a temple.

The other two it's an amusement park.

 

 

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES

USE BIRTH CONTROL

 

 

Money isn't everything,

but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

 

 

Don't Drink and Drive

You might hit a bump and spill something.

 

 

If at first you don't succeed

skydiving is not for you.

 

 

Reality is only an illusion

that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

 

 

Time's fun when you're having flies.

......Kermit the Frog

 

 

We are born naked, wet and hungry.

Then things get worse.

 

 

Red meat is not bad for you

Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

 

 

One good thing about Alzheimer's is

you get to meet new people every day.

 

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

to produce reproductive organs.

 

 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO

MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

 

 

The latest survey shows that three out of

four people make up 75% of the population.

 



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Funny stuff...SmileSmile

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