tsw 8.5 Posted July 26, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17575 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42664 Achievement Points: 152167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted July 26, 2017 : Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you get it?Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy andannounces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' TBB, JohnnyDos, bds1961 and 1 other 4 Awards
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