tsw 8.5 Posted December 3, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 541 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17680 Content Per Day: 3.09 Reputation: 42805 Achievement Points: 152950 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 694 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 3, 2017 You gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38 !’ (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may beforgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.' 'Scripture?' replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!" Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture may save your life - in more ways than one. Angelz, TBB, Sammy and 3 others 2 4 Awards
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