tsw 8.5 Posted June 27, 2018 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 145 Topic Count: 549 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17947 Content Per Day: 3.01 Reputation: 43115 Achievement Points: 154870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 702 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 10:56 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 27, 2018 A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." LtLaszlo, JohnnyDos, cdsinuk and 4 others 1 6 Awards
TBB Posted June 27, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 312 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 24098 Content Per Day: 4.05 Reputation: 25259 Achievement Points: 169431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 517 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 27, 2018 Good one - thanks tsw 8.5 1 Awards
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