Dark Asylumn Posted August 11, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted August 11, 2010 "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.""Went away?" "They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing.""Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.""Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?""Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?""Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.""Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?""It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know.""Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so.""Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." ".......Yes, it is.""When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No.""Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "....... Okay, here it is.""Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach.""Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No.""Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.""Dark?" "Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.""Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't.""No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage.""A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.""Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?""Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?""Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NightmareXI Posted August 11, 2010 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Share Posted August 11, 2010 this is a nice one LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hackeklaus Posted August 11, 2010 Member ID: 1012 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 935 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5547 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1987 Share Posted August 11, 2010 lööööööööööööööl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
T-Mouse Posted August 11, 2010 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Share Posted August 11, 2010 LOL Dark, that's brilliant. So many technical problems could be solved this way. PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asylumn Posted August 12, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted August 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted August 12, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted August 12, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREAD69 Posted August 12, 2010 Member ID: 628 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 659 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 52 Achievement Points: 5300 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17 Birthday: 09/19/1986 Device: Android Share Posted August 12, 2010 PERFECT!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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