EastCoast50 Posted September 3, 2021 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20 Device: Windows Posted September 3, 2021 So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said: "Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." What I meant to say was: "Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. baldie, Hoth, KaptCrunch and 3 others 1 5 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 3, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 475 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5857 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5065 Achievement Points: 46557 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 92 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted September 3, 2021 (edited) danger ahead EC50 for love tri-angles are deadly don't cut the mans grass lol "Austin and I are going to screw UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." still in hot water with it ....its a dead end bud Edited September 3, 2021 by KaptCrunch another wise crack EastCoast50 1 Awards
Smeggie Posted September 4, 2021 Member ID: 24118 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 27 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1232 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 2343 Achievement Points: 11464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 15 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1962 Device: Windows Posted September 4, 2021 17 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: So, my former beat partner (who is still a cop) is in the hospital with COVID. His wife needs help around the house, obviously. They need some yard work done and I sent him a text earlier that said: "Austin and I are going to fuck your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." What I meant to say was: "Austin and I are going to fuck UP your yard tomorrow. Apologies in advance." I hope it improved his oxygen levels at least. I'm an idiot. Thanks Obama, Grammarly and spellcheck. Is that going to take care of his weeds? KaptCrunch and EastCoast50 2 Awards
TBB Posted September 4, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 298 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22650 Content Per Day: 3.92 Reputation: 24036 Achievement Points: 160715 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 458 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 4, 2021 7 hours ago, SGTSmeg said: Is that going to take care of his weeds? Yup - he's going to smoke them - no he doesn't inhale EastCoast50 1 Awards
Hoth Posted September 5, 2021 Member ID: 64 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1115 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 986 Achievement Points: 10596 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 01:28 PM Birthday: 12/09/1969 Device: Windows Posted September 5, 2021 Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? TBB, EastCoast50 and sstriker 3 Awards
TBB Posted September 5, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 298 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22650 Content Per Day: 3.92 Reputation: 24036 Achievement Points: 160715 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 458 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Hoth said: Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? Do we really need to know that?????? Hoth 1 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted September 7, 2021 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 475 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5857 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5065 Achievement Points: 46557 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 92 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted September 7, 2021 TBB he used a Snapper leaf blower to do the yard LOL EastCoast50 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted September 7, 2021 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20 Device: Windows Author Posted September 7, 2021 On 9/5/2021 at 5:21 AM, Hoth said: Well the question remains did you actually have sex with the yard? The yard work fucked me up if that counts. Hoth 1 Awards
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