RobMc Posted August 18 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 18 A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.” His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?” No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.” P!nk, major-mark63, Dot80 and 3 others 6
Key53 Posted August 18 Member ID: 31257 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 215 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/23/25 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:35 PM Birthday: 02/09/1953 Device: Windows Posted August 18 Like that one Rob! RobMc 1
KaptCrunch Posted August 18 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 443 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5706 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 4951 Achievement Points: 45426 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 88 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted August 18 Rob you still have CoD 5 loaded come play with us major-mark63 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 18 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 18 9 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said: Rob you still have CoD 5 loaded come play with us Sorry buddy my gaming days are over Essssieeee and major-mark63 2
KaptCrunch Posted August 18 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 443 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5706 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 4951 Achievement Points: 45426 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 88 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted August 18 sorry to hear Rob major-mark63 1 Awards
Essssieeee Posted August 19 Member ID: 24354 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 678 Achievement Points: 4600 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 10/13/1991 Device: iPhone Posted August 19 Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!! major-mark63 and RobMc 1 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 20 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 20 4 hours ago, Essssieeee said: Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!! I'm 90 major-mark63 1
RobMc Posted August 20 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 20 When I finally die Essssiee I'll try to die quietly in my sleep just like my old grandad Unlike his passengers who were screaming
Essssieeee Posted August 20 Member ID: 24354 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 678 Achievement Points: 4600 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 10/13/1991 Device: iPhone Posted August 20 I have a better idea. If you die, find your way back to me! Merge with a soul that's already on this planet, since the current generation of men won't work for me! Then we can be together for a long time Rob major-mark63 and RobMc 1 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 20 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 20 You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer' Key53 , Essssieeee, major-mark63 and 1 other 4
RobMc Posted August 24 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 24 Essssieeee had been out on a blind date. The following morning, her best friend Deirdre asked her, “How was your blind date?” “It was terrible,” Essssieeee replied. “Rob showed up in a chauffeur driven, mint condition, 1939 Rolls-Royce Phantom.” “Wow! What’s so terrible about that?” Essssieeee sighed, “He was the original owner.” major-mark63, Essssieeee and Bamm 3
Key53 Posted August 27 Member ID: 31257 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 215 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/23/25 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:35 PM Birthday: 02/09/1953 Device: Windows Posted August 27 Miss your wit in the forums Rob, you always manage to put a smile on my face major-mark63, RobMc and Essssieeee 2 1
RobMc Posted August 27 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5963 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9529 Achievement Points: 65119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 151 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted August 27 A mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back. Halfway through he said to the tattooist "don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand" The tattooist replied " FFS mate give me a chance, I haven't finished his turban yet!" For you Key my old mate Key53 and Essssieeee 1 1
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