Essssieeee would this work with you??

[RobMc]

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend.

His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.”

His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?”

No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”

[Key53]

Like that one Rob!

[KaptCrunch]

Rob you still have CoD 5 loaded  come play with us 

[RobMc]

9 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said:

Rob you still have CoD 5 loaded  come play with us 

Sorry buddy my gaming days are over

[KaptCrunch]

sorry to hear Rob 

[Essssieeee]

Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!!

[RobMc]

4 hours ago, Essssieeee said:

Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!!

I'm 90 

[RobMc]

When I finally die Essssiee I'll try to die quietly in my sleep just like my old grandad

Unlike his passengers who were screaming

[Essssieeee]

I have a better idea.

If you die, find your way back to me! Merge with a soul that's already on this planet, since the current generation of men won't work for me!

Then we can be together for a long time Rob

[RobMc]

You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts.

What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same.

I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said

'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said

I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

[RobMc]

Essssieeee had been out on a blind date. The following morning, her best friend Deirdre asked her, “How was your blind date?” “It was terrible,” Essssieeee replied. “Rob showed up in a chauffeur driven, mint condition, 1939 Rolls-Royce Phantom.” “Wow! What’s so terrible about that?” Essssieeee sighed, “He was the original owner.”