Christmas is coming

[RobMc]

Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops.

Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree.

Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic?

Rob

[jointz]

Well my secret door project is out of the bag now... Its truly Infact a magnificent work of art!! Completely rob proof so don't even try to knock that shit down.. Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps you may not even make it too the door. You will smell the goods walking up the driveway but when you are about to put that hairy palm of yours to knock the usual shave and a haircut tune that you hum to yourself  while you relieve yourself in the water closet, you may Infact just get an explosive burst from the aerosol cans of fart spray strategically placed inside that beautifully carved weed leaf door. 

Now if my calculations are correct your old lady may need the treats to put up with the smell or something to make u smell sexy..

 

Cheers robmc!!

 

Jointz

 

Edited 1 hour ago by jointz

[RobMc]

14 minutes ago, jointz said:

Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps

OMG you have pictures of @Essssieeee as traps??? you cunning carpenter

[jointz]

I do miss Essie a bunch tho.. as well as all my other cod 5 friends I haven't seen in a while.. I should use her picture to lure in unsuspecting trouble lol