Drinking Problems

[pwrcrzy52]

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and

 informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

 The son is just a head!

But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love

 and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first

 drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud

 of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar

 patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in

 disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops

 out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,

 shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take

 another drink!"

The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms

 pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly

 disapproving.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The

 patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole

 affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches

 down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs

 pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully

 thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to

 the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck

 runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says,

"That boy should have quit while he was a head."

[Dark Asylumn]

oh my god, becky look at that booooooooo

 

that was a pretty good one there pwr

[tsw 8.5]

that was old .but it is still a good one

[Teleck]

lol