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Have you missed me?? don't lie of course you haven't, but ol Rob's still alive and kicking (just), over the three score and ten with enough things wrong to fill a book. Haven't played with anyone since I left, just myself (apparently good for the prostate), and have given up gaming altogether, I was rubbish anyway, even Rugger could beat me. Came back to post a joke the old timers will love, so hope you all enjoy it. Just employed a new eastern European cleaner, took her 12 hours to clean the house, I think she was a Slovac. I'm almost a full time babysitter for my two grandsons now, best job I've ever had, little fckers are cleverer than me? So hope you're all well and healthy, and to all the girls I converted to the Viking religion so when I arrive in Valhalla all you young virgins will be waiting for me - oh hold on? FU Rob

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. STRETCH (54)WarApe (51)jointz (43)Nanobeast (57)

Doesn't turning their heads wet their ears?? Ah? Domination, an oft overlooked money spinner if you have the equipment and inclination, nearly as good as capture the fag at Gay parties. The Call of Duty influence runs deep within us all, programmed in our Genes as idiots, but sabotaged by our own lusts creating a free for all resulting in a death match to most players, ask headquarters to try before they search and destroy.

Crunch give it up, your beating a dead horse and no one listening. Your here on earth for a short time. Enjoy every minute of it and stop complaining about it. ENJOY THE LIFE YOU WERE GIVEN!

just fax ole Rob for most it today is BS as you see here in this thread, is Captn Kirk the trojan or AI is the quetion ? funny this story here not name the hiers

FFS while I've been gone has HXTR morphed into the Kapt who went missing for a while?? I'm a firm believer in AI, as an ex Idiot I always believed that most idiots intelligence was artificial, surely most of the fckrs couldn't have been born that crazy?? You all know that Rob never ever spams (@Pink) or promotes conspiracy theories, indeed throughout the years I've managed to keep a level head. You can trust Rob entirely, remember I'm always open for consultation if a small amount is donated to my gambling account, must catch up after the layoff. Depressed? follow my example, I took a job in a full size cuckoo clock, money was rubbish but it got me out of the house every hour. Off to read something on contrails, on the news this morning, I'm fascinated

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy Birthday Everyone!

Rotation #21d 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 03/31/25 by Pengy map mp_argel map mp_cassino map mp_csgo_overpass map mp_dust2_classic map mp_equestriana map mp_firingrange_v2 map mp_graveyard map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_kamakura map mp_lake map mp_mirage_b2 map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_athena map mp_blue_river map mp_csgo_mirage map mp_docks_n map mp_efa_underground map mp_fabrika map mp_flemishtown map mp_harps_hood map mp_insurgency map mp_kk_arena2 map mp_matroska map mp_mw2_vortex map mp_m_town Server restarted @ 1:35 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "How do you do" he replies "I'm Tonto, Tonto Papadopoulos, "

Thanks Merlin for doing this!

Nice to see you back here. It was very quiet here without you spamming the forums