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You mean COD2 or 5? COD4 has a STRONG base and full servers every night nearly Stormy

Is there any chance we could change the name of the 'Jokes and Misc stuff' forum to 'RobMc and KaptCrunch stuff'

The phone company was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Canadian guys. So he met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Mark and Wayne, the Canadian guys came in, and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install? Wayne, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Mark and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Norwegian guys put in twelve!" "Oh Yah?," said Wayne, " you should see how much they left sticking' out of the ground!"

Killed a really nice “speed goat” yesterday. Second one in a ten year period. He was a brawler, broken horn tip and both his ears had rips in them!

Send the rear end to Kapt, he'll stuff it for you, send the front end to Budman, one kiss and it'll be pickled, then send it to TBB and he'll 'mount' it.

WOW I think you missed the boat on this joke Crunch!

Happy Birthday folks!

Happy Birthday folks!

Congratulations Sparks! Beautiful. What kind of rifle and load did you use?

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

No, keep digging

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

A policeman sees a little old lady walking down a city street, dragging two plastic garbage bags. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. As she goes to pass him, the policeman stops her. “Excuse me ma’am, but did you know there are £20 notes falling out of that bag?” “Dear me!” says the little old lady. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer.” “Well now, not so fast. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no,” says the little old lady. “You see me back garden backs up to the stadium parking area. After each football game, a lot of fans pee in me hedges, right into me flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and say, ‘£20 or off it comes!'” “Fair play!” laughs the officer. “Well good luck. By the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Oh that,” the little old lady replies, “not all of them pay.”

crossbow ? for the speed of sound for not to scare

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

yes Rob speed VS quality ....scenarios, the Canadian crew were digging 2 Meter holes while the Swedes were doing 0.3048i meters. don't park your car around the Swedes poles in a wind storm