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My daughter is getting married about the same time (lost her mother last yr to cancer) I plan on at least making a showing ...

So, if you don't already know, this year's >XI< Fest is in Orlando/Kissimmee, FL. If you live nearby, or are a few hours away, and you'd love to meet up with a really fun bunch of idiots, then I highly recommend that you reach out and get the details. You are more than welcome to spend a few hours or the entire day with us, and we hope to meet some new faces this year!

15 year old boy comes down stairs wearing his best suit and carrying a torch, his dad asks where you going dressed like that and carrying a torch lad says I'm going courting, so dad sits him down and tells him how he used to go out courting, but he said he never took a torch, lad looks up at him and says 'yeah and look what you bloody ended up with' ?

torch as a flashlight ? to inspect under the bonnet eah means under the hood across the pond.

He needs a new girlfriend

Drive thru cashpoint machines Please note that the HSBC Bank is installing new "drive thru" cashpoint machines, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that refers to your own circumstances (Male or Female) and remember them for when you use the machine for the 1st time. MALE PROCEDURE. 1) Drive up to cash machine. 2) Wind down your car window. 3) Insert card into machine and enter pin. 4) Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5) Wind up window. 6) Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE. 1) Drive up to cash machine. 2) Reverse back the required amount to align car window to cash machine. 3) Restart the stalled engine. 4) Wind down the window. 5) Find handbag,remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 6) Turn the radio down. 7) Attempt to insert card into cash machine. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from the car. 9) Insert card. 10) Re-insert card the right way up. 11) Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 12) Enter PIN 13) Press cancel and re-enter PIN 14) Enter amount of cash required. 15) Check make up in rear view mirror. 16) Retrieve cash and receipt. 17) Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside. 18) Place receipt in back of cheque book. 19) Recheck make up again. 20) Drive forward 2 metres. 21) Reverse back to cash machine. 22) Retrieve card 23) Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into slot provided. 24) Restart stalled engine and proceed. 25) Drive for 2-3 miles. 26) Release handbrake.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Smurf|NL (67)blk_plague (55)stradler (50)

tagging @tsw 8.5

The only Hood is Robin Hood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor, unlike the fucking dealer

i imagine how rob looks at home

Galvanized steel is designed to resist corrosion, but its effectiveness can be compromised by saltwater exposure. snow & salt

I was born and raised in upstate NY, I remeber my dad using it every day so it wouldn't freeze up for that reason. Salt on the roads ... (that's why they call them idiot lights)

Gee you think why need to press the gas pedal harder than normal and asbestos brakes was stopped in 1980 North America for found to be highly carcinogenic. today is Non-Asbestos Organic, Semi-Metallic, or Ceramic. you smell this happen alot on rental moving trucks on the highways or smoke coming from under vehicle.

The handbrake late release it true for some . One of my past gf did a 45 min drive with the handbrake engage.... Yes this is why there is a smell