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A gypsy girl is about to get married, her mum says to her "Emerald you do realise when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you urinate" The daughter replies "Shut up ma how the hells he going to fit his transit van in the sink".

A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read : "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist...... You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester " "My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man. "No sir" she answered, "that's where the end of the queue is."

bet you weaselled your way all the way to London didn't you Rob ?

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