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I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five". It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake. It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Cpt.TennealXI (58)Raven (63)

Hi All, please can you give a big welcome to Opto, he has now moved up from a cod 5 moderator to an Admin. thankyou Opto for your continued work.

drive happy

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday!

Drink, party, flirt, not bathe, be little boys, be rich and be bored?

Way to go, Opto!

Thank you Skuz

Thank you Skuz

What would you do without us. ooxx

Same problem here the wife get so nervous in car .......

Happy birthday!!!!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

My pet mouse named Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap

Congratulations Opto!

Congratulations and welcome to the admin team, Opto !

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Congrats,Opto!

CONGRATS!!!!

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