little_old_man

Congrats Bart, you've won the boobie prize. Here you go!

Looks like they've all been answered except for this one. 7. Dropping an egg on a concrete floor cannot possibly crack the concrete floor. Bonus question: How many of each type of animal did Moses put on the ark?

Congrats DeeJay. They are very talented kids and you're right, they'll probably do well.

I wonder if that driver is in the record books for having the longest arms in the world?

The only women who are offended by that video are women who don't look as good and those in the video. It's funny, you never hear about hot women feeling objectified by men. They thrive on it. Anybody know where virgin wool comes from? Ugly sheep.

Looks like Spanky when he get's bashed or naded.

Who are you again?

Are you going to make a movie? I'm not much on reading novels.

Sorry Terry you're not my type. Your tits are too big.

Richmond? No that's a picture of where I live. I had some especially hot Mexican food with black beans for dinner last night and ripped one loose shortly after that. They put a shelter-in-place order on most of the north bay area as a result. That bridge you see in the picture is the Richmond/San Rafael bridge. When I was about 21 I took my Honda CB750 across it in the middle of the night at 120 mph without a helmet. Ah the good old days. Yeah, Richmond sucks. Fortunately I'm upwind from there. I think Spanky was born and raised there, he could tell you a lot about it.

Who is your hero, Liberace?

It wasn't my pun, that is seriously the catch phrase for the condom company. I'll have to nade you for even suggesting that.

Very cool, thanks for the link.

I read this morning that Durex if the official condom for the Olympics but a competing brand from Australia snuck in a few thousand to the Olympic Village. The condom package reads: They Cum For the Gland Down Under.

Yep, they don't make them like that any more. Has anybody else noticed that when they show old cartoons on TV today they've edited out anything they consider violent? Several years ago one of my kids was watching the Road Runner, and you saw the Acme safe falling from the sky but just before it hit the coyote, it would switch to another scene. I'm amazed what they do in America today to "protect" our kids. On the one hand they show Family Guy and South Park (which I like) on prime time when any kids can see them, but they don't feel our kids can handle a coyote getting crushed by a falling safe.

I know eBay isn't always the most reliable place to buy things but there is one there that's certified and guaranteed to be authentic. http://www.ebay.com/itm/DAVID-TENNANT-BILLIE-PIPER-8-by-10-inch-certified-autograph-full-gloss-picture-/110931993051?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Autographs_CV&hash=item19d40fe1db

Give it time Terry. We just got back frags on the shottie and pistol maps, and you still have the rest of the month to fuck up your stats and have numerous rage quits.

Hell with condoms get a vasectomy. After my third was born I swore off fathering children forever. No condoms for me ever again, and no accidents. It feeeeeeeeeels soooooo much better.

Tell him that a bunch of idiots are pulling for him.

Hope you had a great birthday Tang!

Yes the dirty little secret is out, fame and medals aren't the main reason athletes want to come from around the world to the Olympic games. In every Olympic games for the last 100 years for the week leading up to the opening ceremony and for a few nights after the close, most of the athletes are engaged in a drunken orgy. At the 2000 games in Sydney, 70,000 condoms were ordered. THEY RAN OUT and had to order 20,000 more. So if you've ever wondered why some athletes look like hell late in the Olympics, they're probably hungover, sleep deprived, and have been fucking like rabbits with complete strangers for days. Sounds like fun. http://espn.go.com/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine

there's some worse than canadians: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/241292 Now that's funny, LOL

Between shitty divers and women soccer players kicking US players in the head, I'm amazed the Canadians even bothered to show up this year. If they added beer pong to the lineup I'm sure Canada would dominate with gold medals.