All drugs have two names, a trade name andgeneric name. Example, the trade nameis Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also calledNaproxen. Amoxil is also calledAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been lookingfor a generic name for Viagra. After carefulconsideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that ithas settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered wereMycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announcedtoday that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possiblefor a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can nolonger call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market thenew concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day:There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erectionsand absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send thisto five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing .