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Call for Uncle Buck!

Merry Christmas, idiot! http://www.xtremeidiots.com/topic/42096-captain-picard-let-it-snow/

I'm with you, Storm'. Do you realise I have to climb stairs to reach the fridge?! Hell, I have had so much beer tonight it is a proper work-out!

Man with FIVE previous DUI convictions passes out in his truck. He wakes in "hospital" to be told he has been in a ten-year coma. President Hilary Clinton is threatening war against Canada. No, it isn't the year 2023 but an attempt to stop this a**hole from drinking and driving. Message: DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! Full story and video: http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/09/boozer-comes-round-after-passing-out-in-truck-to-hear-hes-been-asleep-for-ten-years-4224409

To an old "yeller belly"! (Term of endearment explained here.)

When I overheard the seniors talking about "the great member from the north-east", I thought they were describing something else... It's been a while since anyone from up there won anything so well done!

Remade and re-released by the Canal & River Trust, this 25-minute film is essential viewing for all who intend to go boating on UK inland waterways. It also provides a good view of what it is all about and how we do it for our overseas friends. Learn and enjoy! Happy and safe boating.

Johnny, as I have stated before, this is no more than a "pissing competition" and its outcome says nothing about the calibre of our clan or its membership. I am disappointed you think those of us who don't see any worth in participating are disloyal, "non-dedicated" and "very lazy". I am also in agreement with LOM's opinion above that seeking to attract many more visitors would not necessarily be a good thing. At times, it is problematic for existing members to play on our busy servers. For the same reason, all the while that the servers are attracting players, I see rejoicing about server ranks as illogical. The higher the ranking, the more difficult it is to play on ones own clan's servers and the busier the admins become. If the Senior Admins wish to grow the clan like a business, they should say so. I don't believe that has ever been the case.

Can it sing? If so, it's an alien. http://youtu.be/Np5Bl9mwl-Y For an explanation of pareidolia, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

No need for any such measures here, Scoarch. The summers are so cold that one rarely gets to wear shorts. Even if one did, the "Ayatollah's Beard" wouldn't reach past the knees!

Aussie drops can of beer in river, retrieves it and drinks from it. Violent sickness follows and then this growth appears on his keg. Bizarre, horrific and awful! Know any good keg doctors, anyone? http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/08/mystery-growth-afflicts-granddad-who-sipped-from-can-of-beer-he-dropped-in-river-4222747

Sorry I don't speak Dutch - it is the one language to which I admitted defeat... But, yes, it looks like fracking-related protests that have recently occurred in response to an exploratory project in a neighbouring county here. Personally, I think it needs careful assessment given the experiences of residents in the USA where it is more commonplace. As for mobilising support against established drilling in another sovereign state, good luck with that. Without wishing to politicise your thread, I don't see this is anyone's business outside the Netherlands. I suggest you pursue your arguments using the democratic systems available within your country, Hans.

"They think it's all over! It is now!"

Live long and prosper! Congratulations!

And consider this... Mark 12:41-44New International Version (NIV) The Widow’s Offering41 Jesus sat down opposite the place where the offerings were put and watched the crowd putting their money into the temple treasury. Many rich people threw in large amounts. 42 But a poor widow came and put in two very small copper coins, worth only a few cents. 43 Calling his disciples to him, Jesus said, “Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put more into the treasury than all the others. 44 They all gave out of their wealth; but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on.”

May the father of the Rainbow Nation rest in peace.

If you see him there again just say (I am spelling this phonetically): "Bomba! Neeyet, ohchen plohkar!" (meaning "Bomba! No, very bad!) I think he's actually Ukrainian... (My Russian is very rusty though I could easily tell him I had a headache... )

DICE is putting a hold on Battlefield 4 expansions while they remedy the issues currently plaguing the game’s multiplayer... http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/dice-suspends-development-of-battlefield-4-expansions-to-focus-on-fixing-multiplayer/