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Why the interest in the Canadian Dairy Network? Is after the Top Genomic Young Sires? Happy Moo Year!

Whilst in a knitting class, Blu impaled his left hand with a knitting needle, causing a halt to his woollen undergarment project. The radiographer who took this X-Ray found the incident hilarious as only the best films are tagged with "Laughing (Really) My Ass Off". How did I do?

Don't worry. Devildog's right. It was probably the NSA configuring the back door... http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-57616334-83/nsa-reportedly-planted-spyware-on-electronics-equipment/

For a useful hierarchy of video cards, have a look at Tom's Hardware: http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/gaming-graphics-card-review,3107-7.html If you are interested to know the minimum and recommended specs to run a particular game, refer to Can You Run It at: http://systemrequirementslab.com/cyri (I recommend that you do not use Java but use your eyes instead to read the specs.) The system builders that let you customise a build online are best - ultimately you have to balance performance versus cost and will have to make compromises unless money is no object.

I don't know into which musical genre this fits but my guess is that this fellow and his backing group won't be charting any time soon...

And to you, Maz'. I hope you are enjoying it.

He stopped off here for a beverage and I think he had a drop too much...

Welcome back, BluBurd! I feel a song coming on...

Diane is derived from Diana, "goddess of the hunt". She is associated with wild animals so a good choice, Joe! I have always favoured Italian restaurants, personally, though pasta isn't my thing. I always seem to get a good meal, including steak. The Brussels sprouts, unless you are a heart patient, are very good for you and were taken to North America by French settlers. They are an essential vegetable at the English Christmas Dinner. Have a very Merry Christmas!

You care what they want at this time of celebration of Christ's birth? Happy CHRISTmas LOM - may you and your family enjoy a blessed one!

As long as that Riddick whore stays out of my cabin...

Correction: Shoot the shit out of Damit.

In the UK, we can't plough gale-force wind with rain...

In preparation for our celebration of Christmas, I am about to make some changes to the home network that may impact on my ability to play/ visit the web site. The new router-modem I bought is very stable but doesn't seem to support DLNA and I always stream music from the server downstairs to the room upstairs where we do the eating, drinking and merry-making. So, I shall reinstate the old one that keeps dropping the Internet connection but works fine with DLNA. With this in mind, I am posting early Christmas greetings. I wish all members and visitors a peaceful and blessed Christmas and good health and contentment in 2014. Have a wonderful time!

A new track from the boys here. Their stuff made it onto the BBC!

@Olive - are you sure this isn't you? *Chatroulette (typo again!)

We all know you had elocution lessons to get that radio voice...

http://youtu.be/EYgC14-DVrg

A Wisconsin farmer named Olie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: 'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?" Olie responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Olie said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas drivin' down da road.... ' The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Olie’s answer and said to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'. Olie said: 'Tank you' and proceeded. 'vell as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road vin dis huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by golly. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder ditch. By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn bad, and didn't want to move. An even vurse dan dat, I could hear old Bessie a moanin' and a groanin'. I knew she vas in terrible pain yust by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?' 'Now wot da fock vud you say?'