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Great show - loved it too. The frightening thing is that people not a lot older than us are falling off the twig...

Sad news, this morning, that the former star of "The Champions" TV show has passed away, aged 67. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25708277

My new neighbour is single and beautiful... She lives right across the road. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looked at me and said "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!" She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? ' The guy replies, 'I'm Jim, retired Southwest Airline pilot from Houston.' Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' So Captain Jim goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.' Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom. 'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?' 'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed...'

If you have shopped at Target in the USA in recent months, you had better read the latest news. Another 70m customer records have been revealed as stolen... http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/01/11/target-data-breach-much-bigger-than-first-thought-now-more-than-100m-records/

It is very impressive how you do this but it needs beer...

It reminds me of some Liverpool lads in 1969... http://youtu.be/ScQ_Ng2j3Xk

Masculinity per se does not and never has equalled violence. Femininity per se does not equal sensitivity or decency. To assert otherwise merely reinforces stereotypes. (If you doubt this, take a peek inside a women's prison or at the behaviour of female gang members.) Parenting is the key and I agree with the sentiments above. Bring a child up inside a loving relationship with a mother and a father who possess a strong moral code and the little one will be better prepared for adult life. If children are abused, abandoned and unloved, the seeds of a troubled life are sown. Responsibility must be taught to children of both sexes. Respect is earned not given as a gift. Kindness and love to others has more value than posturing and machismo. Throwing out "old" values accelerates the decline of society. There were good reasons to retain them for two thousand years...

With a coronal mass ejection now impacting our magnetic field, there are some in this country hoping to see the aurora but I think they will be disappointed. It takes a very big geomagnetic storm to bring the light show this far south!

As Dean says, the server was empty a lot of the time. There are sniper maps included in the rotations for those who like that sort of thing so 'Beers and Labob cater for a range of game styles.

Or English football fans...

Comment?! Tu ne la parles pas? C'est la langue de la nouvelle Europe gouvernée par Bruxelles! As for weather, this is offered from a member who lives further north than "Le Nord"!

I have no idea what the new game mode involves. I saw you attempting a straw poll during a quiet period on the CQ64 server - I don't believe you will obtain representative results from this. Some of us have not yet seen all the maps even in Conquest mode. I don't like Operation Locker - the map exacerbates the ping differences between US and Euro players. I don't care for Rush mode much. (Have you noticed I might like maps with choppers and tanks? ) I agree with the wisdom expressed above - if you tit about with this server too much, the end result is you will bleed players. From the perspective of someone who often has to queue to get onto it, I see no reason to mess with a popular server. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

It would be cheaper to visit the local licensed sex shop...

It's Taiwanese. See http://www.hannspree.com/us/en/index.aspx

Correction: Aircraft is an HH-60G Pave Hawk.

Breaking news of a tragedy in Norfolk, England. Four crew reported killed. Thoughts and prayers with the family, friends and colleagues of those lost. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25646978

Just lots of French weather for us here...

My favourite is blowing bubbles.