Pharticus

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The new "Elegant" web site theme is simply outstanding. It's SO much better that the difference is day and night.
 
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is up with this damn downloading shit!!! I hate you download loop GOD!!!
 
I'll try a server restart again

I was feeling mischievous at work, one day, when filling in a bug report for some in-house software we used.
Q: What were you doing when the error message appeared?
A: Eating a ham sandwich.
 

1) I used to to be in Search and Rescue.
2) I always seem to be lost in my own way.

HOLY HUMOUR
 
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth..' (This one is my favourite)
 
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
 
"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
 
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
 
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
 
While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
 
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
 
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
 
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
 
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
 
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
 
 
When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache..... When you open it, he collapses..... When he sees you reading it, he faints..... When he sees that you are living what you read, he flees...... And when you are about to forward this message.... He will try and discourage you.. I just defeated him!!! Any other takers?

Nice post Angel! Wishing you and Vic the best. Hope to meet you all in person some day! oh, BTW XI Rocks!!!!

Its like a "SSD" Solid State Drive but german.

 
ping..you are a virus...somewher between the rhino virus and staph......either way it's nothing a headshot wont clear up

I clean the master bathroom and the kids take turns clean the other 2 bathrooms so my wife doesn't have to do the dirty work. She has enough on her plate as is. My parents had us 4 boys on a weekly rotating chore chart and I've continued the tradition. And no, the kids don't get paid for it. They have the pleasure of enjoying the benefits of a clean, well-maintained home.

oh and Rugg, I forgot your Sig LOL who ever made it needs a raise rofl

LMAO
 

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck" he says to himself, "I really want a beer."
 
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,"what's the name of your penis?
The cowboy says," Look, I'm not into any of that, All I want is a drink."
 
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'just do it,'
 
That guy down the end of the bar calls his, snickers, because It really 'satisfies'.!
 
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
 
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left. Who is sipping on a beer, "hey bud, What's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"The the thirsty cowboy asks, 'why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a liken' and keeps on tickin!"
 
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys calls yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is job one,' then he adds" have you driven a F! ord lately?"
 
The guy next to him then says "I call mine Chevy...... 'like a rock!"and gives a wink.
 
Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
 
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, " the name of my penis is 'SECRET.' "Now give me a beer."
 
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, But with a puzzled look asks, "Secret?"
The cowboy answers "BECAUSE IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'

Just be glad it was a cow and not a bull.

I clean the master bathroom and the kids take turns clean the other 2 bathrooms so my wife doesn't have to do the dirty work. She has enough on her plate as is. My parents had us 4 boys on a weekly rotating chore chart and I've continued the tradition. And no, the kids don't get paid for it. They have the pleasure of enjoying the benefits of a clean, well-maintained home.

I love the fact that so many people wished my Honey a Happy Birthday yesterday. Since he only gets one every four years, I like to make a big deal out of it. He's such a special guy and I am a blessed woman. Not sure why he chose me, but I'm so glad he did. :-)

Please do that, and in this particular case it is not limited to just members being able to contact admins through Origin as well as find other team members, that list will be used to add members to the BF3 VIP slot list, which will give members priority on the servers when the server is full, when operational, essentially what it would do is kick someone not on the VIP list to make room for one that is. If a member is not on that list, that member could be kicked to make room for another. Additionally, it's not just adding people to the list, people change their names and that information also needs to be updated.
 
Thank you for the speedy reply
 
+1
 
I thought this was an adult clan. Why should a person not be permitted to edit their post at any time? I see no benefit to this at all, if someone posted something that needed admin attention and it was edited or deleted that would only assist the admins in not having to respond to it at all.
 
Please change this for all the reasons listed, we should be able to edit or delete our own posts at will. Many of the pages on this site in the past have required edits, like tourney update info, schedules, etc without having to go through 100 posts to get the relevant information.

Top Tip # 13:
 
So you have now become skilled in using top tip # 4. However you only want to view new forum content that you are interested in.
 
Simply click on the "View new content" button near the top right of the website. Choose by content type of forums, then by time period of your choice. Now further down also choose "filter by forum" under Other. Now tick all the forums you happen to be interested in, and click save. Now it will only display the forum content you are interested in.

Damn Whiteboy. I was going to type something for who started this postagain....what was it about. shit sticky cant type..
 
Oh yeah. Good luck whit the interview kick its ass.

Looks good, will take a bit to get used to and to be able to navigate. Kudos!

Looks good, will take a bit to get used to and to be able to navigate. Kudos!

This looks great. and it's blazing fast too. GREAT JOB!!! to all involved in making it happen. Your hard work is appreciated.

Wow, site is more fun than some servers.....lol. Good work everyone!