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3rdCdnInfty

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  1. I am sorry to hear that Merlin, my god of 13 years is getting on in years and we are going to have to put him down soon, I know what you mean when you say you lost a member of your family, they really do become members and you don't even know too, rememeber the good time brother. 3rd.
  2. that place looks like a great place to live
  3. wow Shamu nice guns
  4. lmfao haha good one Engine
  5. that's a good one to Deejay
  6. Labob They can be bribed some will acually believe you sent them beer with just a picture. Most however seem to have a liking to gross porn pics. I'm at a lost as to why but there you have it. and if you do bribe them, you don't ever say what you bribed them with, don't want to shame youurself like some other people have haha
  7. hxtr what sever's do you play? Just know.. your activity in the servers is what gets you into our clan. Play.. be cool and have fun. Thats how you get into XI. Good luck..... yeah, play fair, have fun and you might be approached by an admin to join up, goodluck
  8. NightmareXI there are more pics out there.....stupid morons...they are telling lies Canadian National Tower?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! what tower, I don't even see the hint
  9. that was cool
  10. ooh lol, that's a fail lol
  11. lol Mr.Bean haha
  12. thats one tough pussy haha
  13. welcome back man
  14. Merlin007 LMAO. Awesome 3rd.
  15. bobbarker wow, a true 45 year old fucktard. lol oh, and pnbear said he peed in your pool too. haha, he peed a lot I heard
  16. omg haha, that is one way to sell perfume haha
  17. damn that is scary, no glove no love
  18. I have to preoder this game soon
  19. Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital. "Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically." The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock. The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?" The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?" The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster." To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"
  20. Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
  21. lmfao haha, poor husband haha
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