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How many condoms can you get if you recycle a tire? About 365 in a Goodyear...

!FU BOOM!

We're looking at spending a couple of nights in Montreal after the Fest. Are they friendly to English speaking tourists who only know really basic French?

Bosun Mrs Bosun Bosunette Flights booked and paid for, hotel booked.

Gay midget porn I'm told. hxtr says those guys are really hot.

Donations towards server running costs are welcome but by no means mandatory.

Oh great now the whole freaking world knows how bad I play!!

Bosun, Mrs Bosun and Bosunette are confirmed for 14-17 September. Have a hotel booked and I'm saving gambling and drinking money. Nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong...

Thank fuck I'm finally reading something about someone wanting to stay as a member of this fucked up bunch of idiots instead of some whiny assed bitch dropping his tags because someone said something "hurtful" to them. Sorry to hear about your employment situation plague, at least you have got the clan to fall back on for support. Ah crap....geez ur in trouble now ....

Merry Christmas AussieGirl! And just an explanation about the picture for our non-Australian friends...the cars in the picture are 3 Ford GT HO Shaker Falcons hence the ho ho ho

hxtr as I said in the shoutbox it's 117 degrees here! woo I love the heat!!!

The hangover kicked in around lunchtime but I sweated it out in no time at all. In another wonderful use of taxpayer money we now have tomorrow off to do whatever we want! The Casino is literally a 5 minute walk away. Might be time to see if I can double my $125/day allowances.

It was damn hot in those fire suits! At least we were breathing nice cool air

Okay so this week I'm on a course to re qualify/up-skill my firefighting and damage control qualification. It is in the tropics so it's pretty damned hot. (This course is normally run WAY down south in a small town in the middle of nowhere) Also, this is a backpacker spot, where lots of scantily clad young people from all round the world take off on trips to the Great Barrier Reef. Anyway, for some reason we have been accommodated not in the normal crappy government accommodation, but in apartments right on the beach. Somehow, I have been allocated an apartment to myself.... AND I am the only one looking out onto the ocean and the boardwalk. Sorry It looks a lot better when the sun comes out but it's still really hot...this shot is from a few minutes ago...it;s early... ANYWAY, as I say I'm actually up here to work - we have a simulated ship where they can set fires, pump smoke, flood compartments etc and make us go through all the appropriate drills...here is a view of some of it... Anyway, back to the subject. Our instructor SPECIFICALLY told us yesterday that first thing this morning (When the temperature is a balmy 90 degrees) we would be getting in fire suits and breathing apparatus and "going for a bit of a stroll" - which will quite possibly include some form of PT. AND he specifically said DO NOT TURN UP HUNG OVER... Which brings me to the point of the story...I will not be turning up hung over because I am still drunk....dear lord this day is not going to end well after the hangover kicks in...

Poor hxtr, he's the first go to guy if anyone wants to hang shit on someone

@@hxtr wants to know what the guy's address is

So Petey often mentions Huntsman spiders when we chat in game. This is a video of a Huntsman from where I am in Australia. Seriously, almost every house has them (we don't at the moment) but whenever we do I call him Harry. They are really good at keeping down insects (and juvenile geckos), they rarely bite unless provoked or are guarding young. My brother in law was bitten by a medium sized one once, had a really bad migraine type headache and puked for a couple of hours. http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/terrifying-huntsman-footage-goes-viral/news-story/00c453c78cd093dbe8603ffc1e99fe07 Here is one from last year down south from where I live - little bit of forced perspective but fairly big still https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/33105858/charlotte-s-mega-web-is-this-dinner-plate-sized-huntsman-australia-s-biggest-spider/#page1 And one living in a letterbox at the moment http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/stop-squirming--hortense-the-huntsmans-letterbox-nursery-is-a-web-sensation-20161123-gsvokk

Well seeing as we're travelling so far and all we'll probably stay at the Marriott Fallsview just for the views - the 30 minute walk back from the Casino should sober me up a little!

Why does that video keep referring to Putin as the "Russian Prime Minister" when he is the President?

Well there was this one time...on shore leave...in Singapore....

Mrs Bosun gets the flu shot because she works at the hospital and can potentially be exposed to patients with influenza. I get the flu shot because of the areas I work in and people I might come into contact with. I have a heap of vaccinations to keep current, I can't remember them all. Who knows what they are doing to my body together. Flu Measles Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Japanese Encephalitis Diphtheria/Tetanus Yellow Fever Typhoid Polio etc lol

Hi Alcee! You're lots of fun to shoot and I don't mind too much when you kill me either. Wow it's been a long time you've been hanging around here. My 3 kids are grown up but they are still pains in the ass

Okay, so I have been saving some drinking money for the Fest. Every beer I drink at my local bar is $7.50, so I pay with a ten, and get 2 dollar coins and a fifty cent in change. The dollar coins go into a bucket. I just cashed in 538 coins so that's $500 CAD I just put in my Fest account. *No tipping in bars here so don't think I'm stiffing the barkeep. I do occasionally tip for outstanding service as these guys have been feeding me beer for over 10 years now...

Well done Johnny, a true Idiot. The only reason I'll be allowed at next years Fest is because Mrs Bosun will be there to supervise me!

Okay so I called in all available favours and got leave approved for September 2017. I booked flights today for myself, Mrs Bosun and #3 daughter so we will all be there! OMG my liver is hurting already!