Bosun

Where is she carrying her boarding pass?

It sounds like something Mrs Bosun and the Bosunette would like...they would rather do that than the Zipline for sure!

IDIOT

Hey @Ruggerxi any chance of getting a new batch of T Shirts before the Fest? I want to look my best for @StormCrow

I would like to know why Wild was being his normal self in the server today after his post. If any one of my three daughters of a similar age had passed away you guys would not see me playing in the servers "as normal" for quite a long time. What is going on? If Wild is playing as normal then someone near him in the US needs to reach out and help.

At work I try to do as little as possible, as often as possible.

That's crappy Harry. My mother in law is 85 years old and the widow of a veteran, been paying into VA home/personal insurance for 50+ years without a single claim. Had some minor flooding at home as a result of heavy rainfall - claim denied. She was always entitled to get a free cab paid for by the VA to/from her medical appointments but most times I would either drive her or she would pay for one herself. These days she makes sure she takes the free cab all the time. Maybe it's time you looked at using whatever benefits you're entitled to - you certainly earned them. Cheers Bosun

How do you revive someone anyways? Not that I would help chile on any account

Makes more sense than most of what @@hxtr posts

The random drug and alcohol tests I have to do rules that right out!

Isn't there meant to be a Moose and a Tim Horton's coffee somewhere in that picture?

SOMEWHERE on my hard drive I have a picture of myself outside Robins Nest on Oahu! Welcome to the forums, Poop

Actually, this is one of the tests in my twice yearly fitness tests. We call it the "Mexican Hat Dance" So yeah I reckon you should send your idea to the Pentagon - it's not that stupid!

People are going to want to stop me from using my claymores and spam-SAW next...geez! There is nothing better than winning a round with the click -- boom!!!

Nah sorry that's a glitch, not meant to be up on that balcony!

McDonalds here I come for authentic Canadian food lol http://www.mcdonalds.ca/ca/en/menu/full_menu/snacks/poutine.html#/

Maybe the cloud is just a low lying fog and the figures are smoke pillars from smokestacks billowing up through the fog?

I'll be in Darwin in about ten days time, I wasn't intending to take the sheila though!

My wife and daughter want to do the Escape Room and also take a boat ride to the falls. I will make sure they do the mandatory idiot stuff like go cart and ziplining too though!

We don't have a landline any more so scammers aren't an issue. I didn't actually mind getting the odd one to have fun with but 5 a night was too much. I read recently that workers in Indian call centres hate ringing Australian numbers because of the amount of abuse and death threats they get.

Hey @ can we set up a timer on the homepage for both of the Fests?

Yeah, that's because @@hxtr spends most of his time there like a troll lurking under the bridge

It takes away from his credibility when the photos of the alien he shows are actually of an alien model you can buy at Walmart.

@@hxtr this one time, I was pretty sure I saw a UFO near Uranus

Back when I was a cop I was doing a routine patrol one night and caught 2 kids in a back alley. One of them was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. So do you know what I did? . . . . . . . I charged one of them and let the other one off ...