Bosun

I mainly drink beer and try and irritate @@BUDMAN and @@hxtr ... hey it's a crap job but SOMEONE has to do it!

Well Texas, there are now flights direct from Australia into Dallas so that's good for me!

Isn't that where Mexican lives?

Fuck me I was ready to be a bit critical about that commentary but I gave it a red hot go and it's fair dinkum 9/10. Would have been better if it was @@HellKid getting one up the clacker THEN it would have been a 10/10 lololol

FFS IceQueenie you change your name more often than @@hxtr changes his underpants!

Yeah I'll be on the gaff ketch sailing past you with a beer in one hand and Mrs Bosun in the other

For a moment I thought that was me popping in to AT&T at the Ala Moana shopping center when I was in Waikiki but then I saw it was in Knoxville so it can't be me

!fu TokyoElbow! I hope the admins made you do all the things we suggested before they let you join

Yeah that was a crazy time. They got REAL serious about keeping guns off the streets. At the time I was a state police officer, and it was decided that in the spirit of the new laws, we would have to leave our firearms at the station, (even if we were driving a marked vehicle) unless we were "undertaking duties likely to result in interaction with an armed offender." The rule was rescinded after quite a number of incidents where unarmed officers in marked vehicles refused to attend bank robberies/shootings/domestic violence etc calls even though they were basically at the scene. Oh they totally disarmed the National Park Rangers too. Made me feel a LOT safer. /sarc/

"Are you home alone dude?" "AFFIRMATIVE! AFFIRMATIVE! In my parents basement!"

Geez Mule how do you keep up with the young ones? You must weight like 110 pounds by now?

Take your bike over and have a go - 688 miles of roads on the Isle of Man, lots of it with no speed limit!

I USED to have guns until the gummint took them off me...

I think it's under @@hxtr's bed P.S Welcome to the forums!

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Anon. And the older I get the more I believe this to be true.

My ping was around 290 yesterday which was quite low for me.

Fair suck of the sav, he is a seppo after all! Probably lives out beyond the black stump. Grab a tinny outta the esky and lob it over here willya mate?

Hey I had a great shoot! Pizza and Fries for lunch so it was a great day. Stripping and cleaning the .50 wasn't so much fun though. Now I'm off to the gym to work off lunch

Happy Birthday Chile! It's my birthday today too but I'm at sea so I can't drink, so you will have to have some beers for me!

Thanks guys! Unfortunately I'm at sea so no beer for me. But we're doing some training so I will have a .50 cal and few hundred rounds of 4B1T to celebrate with. Woo! Please all have some Coronas for me

Some sort of skill cannon no doubt with YOUR aim!

They are drunk every day - it's the only way to handle the stress of the job!

Isn't that how Roxy got the H-ADM job?

Yeah I was over a year Tokyo. Don't give up yet lol