DuckyofDeath123

Oh gods, an entire weekend of shitposts about how the launcher doesn't work, the lag is unbearable, the weapons don't fire, the vehicles don't work, spotting is glitched, the game crashes every fifth shot, hand grenades stick to clouds and just general "holy fuck EA published it and DICE programmed it and it's fucking awful again and anyone who bought it in the first month is a complete idiot for wasting their money and anyway BF2 was the best". Give it a week for the early adopters to find and report all the bugs. Then you can come in a little later when it all works, and save yourself the heart attacks.

Chuck it on Youtube mate. if you need you can cut and recompress it to a lower bitrate (not TOO low, and don't nix the resolution!) with Handbrake.

1. Never preorder games 2. Never believe the enormous amount of speculation preceding a major title release 3. Unless the developer is Bethesda, the game design isn't finished several months ahead so even if everything you see is real, it still mightn't be that way in the release product And anyway. Buy ARMA3. Play Exile. Murder people, get yelled at. Much more fun.

We drink when that happens.

Jay is going to do so many leg raises he won't be able to walk right for months... Try explaining that one in the office, though.

Congrats Benrith! When are you going to buy her her first gaming PC? Will she be fit in time for BF1 you think?

Welcome to the realm of pure idiocy. I know you'll make everyone shake their head and say "what an idiot". That's how you know you're in the right clan.

These are the sort of tears I fill my pond with when I want a nice relaxing swim. The salt content makes floating much easier. Bath salts are just so 1998.

Fact which you fail to post. You just write mean shit with no substantiation in a public forum smearing your own clan's admins with nothing at all in the way of constructive crticism of even anything like backing up your own statement. What the fuck goes on in your head? Anything? Either go on the members-only bit and have a talk with senior admins about the problem you perceive with the admins, and back that up, or don't do this whole "they made my admins quit" bullshit. Honestly what the hell man. Are you in this clan? "XI is an adult clan"... Do you know how adults behave, cause this ain't it.

You do that and I promise you, we will spot it, and you will get banned. You have no idea what hackers look like. We do. We've seen a lot. This isn't one. I don't care that you're wrong, that happens to everyone. You're being a cunt about it. If he's such a clear hacker then get some evidence. You are a joke, and personal attacks against us are not going to help your credibility.

Breitbart.com, you do realize, is just a blatant right-wing conservative propaganda website... you can trust them the same way you can trust FOX News or this idiot for those of you that can remember this far back. What's next, quoting Ken Ham on biology?

I see I'm missing out on all the good drama again. I play on low details, because I like to see shit. I have NEVER EVER seen those columns of lingering black smoke you have in your clip there. They do not exist for me. I was utterly unaware that they were a thing. That means that if the zonks also play on tryhard settings, which they do, then they also never see that smoke. They probably see what I see, which is a big poof and about a second of vaguely transparent smoke. And you can shoot right through that at people and if you're HMGing and the other guy is either prone or peeking over a sand dune, then the only thing you can hit is the head. Which makes the headshot not only possible but likely. Aimbots do not need 15 shots with an HMG to headshot a player under 200m away. That, the shortness of the video, and the fact that this "snapping" you speak off at the 10 second mark doesn't actually HAPPEN in your video at any point makes me think that, as usual, someone who doesn't actually know a lot about what hacks look like fell into the common trap of thinking good players must be hackers. You've caught many hackers you say. Well if you consider this proof of hacks, you will find thousands of them. I'll be one. Jay might be. Cosmic deffo will be, every Zonk, most of the decent players that call our server home will be. I think you see where I'm going with this. As for FLDMARHAL... conspiracy theories, unrelated events on another server and vague allegations that there is a magic supergroup of secret hack providers out to get all us legit players... holy hell man, that sounds intense. Have you considered writing a political action plan to blame either the EU or Mexicans?

Now you see why all my sniping kills are either insta-scope or made from places where you can't be snuck up on...

I thanked him before leaving, and for the record, organizing this whole shebang and even fronting the money for the hotel (yeah, booking the rooms meant paying them at booking time... so effectively Edd's been lending you money between when he booked your room and when you paid for it) with what I have found to be a damned hard to manage bunch of Idiots is quite the trick. Of course, I'm not very impressed because this sort of excellence is just day-to-day normality for all us ducks. But non-ducks will be in awe of Edd, I'm sure.

It's going to be on xmas sales in 2018 for those of you who are poor.

Third it.

G3force is shorter than Cosmic Horse yet he's making short-people jokes? Am I allowed to play this game as well?

Well fuck. Saturday morning. Cosmic Hangover, Feclez, Uk300, Olive, Jimp Olive, Jimp, Cheese, John Rambo, Murda and Edd's ear. Air Museum! Obligatory WW2 Spitfire. Olive and Codpiece both seemed to really enjoy themselves. Spot the Idiots in this picture! Codpiece giving a little background information on this special engine type. The original: It wasn't hard to find, really. John Rambo, G3Force Since Eddtheduck got dressed up for dinner, Cosmic Horse felt she too should make the effort. Sandradee2, G3Force, Ricko, Coscmic Horse, Olive, Eddtheduck Ricko, Jimp, Eddtheduck, John Rambo, Cheese Mrs. Jimp, Olive, B-Murda and Cosmic Horse Saturday night drinks before bed, in the hotel bar. G3force, Feclez, Murda, Cheese, Olive, Codpiece, Eddtheduck, Sandradee2, Dadda2, Cosmic Horse The fingers thing again... Since it was the final night: How codpiece got me drunk. How Cheese got me drunk. Cheese misses his mustache so much he borrowed a stick-on one form the bachelorette party behind him. Album: http://imgur.com/a/x4a8r

Eddtheduck, B-Murda, a pair of pink drinks. Codpiece and the best duck ever. Murda, Codpiece, Edd Thursday's closing drink in the hotel bar Friday Morning culture/non-alcoholic entertainment. Me, uk300, B-Murda and Eddtheduck in the sun, on the wall. The weather turned so we went inside. Into a bar. John Rambo, Cheese and UK300 Two of whom discovered the camera. Uk300, Eddtheduck, Codpiece, Murda. One of whom is about to stick his finger up at the camera. The weather improved again, so we went on to dinner. As it turns out, the British genuinely dress up for dinner. At dinner it became clear to UK300 that XI policy is to play with your phone until the food comes. R3m3dy and Murda showing how that's done here. Olive's reasons for toying with his phone are a little... odd.... as is the phone. John Rambo and Cosmic Horse Cheese and John Rambo, only one of whom was aware his picture was being taken. Cosmic learning about the finger-showing thing and Feclez dropping her purse, I've just noticed while writing this. Murda and Cosmic posing for a late-night club pic, Feclez and Elmerfudd blissfully unaware of the idiot with the camera phone.

That Eddtheduck looks suspiciously like John Rambo, it's like they're twins or something.

Good catch. WW2 airfield/ museum of flight

NK is north Korea isn't it? That's pretty far away I believe

Too bad you couldn't join in time phlix. T'was fun.

Still having fun actually. We're at Eddtheducks hotel.

congrats Pink Drink Piece!