HarryWeezer

Good to meet you Ghost. Be careful in our servers - there are some folks claiming to be admin that are imposters. In fact, they are sexual deviates on the prowl for fresh meat - especially if you see guys named Rugger or Chili, RUN!!!!!!

Have a great birthday Gump!!!

It is a federal offense to remove a mattress tag Wiz. As a loyal citizen, I feel it my duty to report this threat to the mattress police. You may expect a swarm of heavily-armed dudes dressed in black, at any moment. But this is what happens when you put us all at risk of tagless mattresses. Those tags are there for a good reason. We don't know what that reason is, because we don't have a need to know. But the federal government knows. And by god, you're going to wish you never made this threat. I only hope we hear from you again but I doubt it.

Re. "Well...I was thinking," there's a first time for everything.

How do Mrs. S. Would like to say that Sabreyes has spoken highly of you but he's never mentioned you; we all thought he was gay.

Have an outstanding birthday Gummi...

Uh, Texas is twice the sie of Germany - 268,000 vs. 137,000 square miles - and I said "Central Europe" would fit inside Texas, as this map demonstrates: http://goeurope.about.com/od/europeanmaps/l/bl-country-size-comparison-map.htm

OK, but central Europe would nicely fit inside Texas - we have longer distances to drive. And it says right there in the U.S. Constitution that Americans are entitled to bigger cars with bigger engines because we eat more than you folks and are a lot fatter. We just can't fit into those little toy cars you drive over there. As well, we have bigger lawns (we also have bigger dicks but that's another discussion.)

Some of you guys are into some serious mowing. Guess the consensus is John Deere, and that's what I'll be getting. Thanks for all the advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice story re. Brutus, but absolutely false. The first giveaway is that the Medal of Honor is not given to animals. http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/brutus.asp

Thanks - same company makes Husqvarna and Craftsmen.

My take on the John Deere is that they're overpriced about $200 for comparable features - you're paying more for the brand only. Consumer Reports ranks Craftsman ahead of them. But I may wait a cpl. weeks - maybe the JDs will go on sale. Chile: Great idea on the racing striples, XI logo. I may just do that. Need to check if my wireless will reach all areas of my yard so I can game while I'm mowing.

My 13-year-old MTD is still running, but by god, I work hard and I deserve a new riding mower. After doing the homework, I've settled on the Craftsman 46'' 24hp V-Twin Briggs & Stratton Turn Tight Hydrostatic as the best buy for the money. What think?

Three cunthairs to the inch? Holy Crap - must be from an elephant cunt.

We'll be thinking of you - let us know soonest how it went.

Great to have you aboard the good ship Idiot Bosun - will you be bringing your chair?

Hope you had a GREAT one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Out-freakin-standing!!!

Welcome Skunk you stinky bastard. Now don't go pissing all over our maps.....

No question about it.

Absolutely horrible, but an even greater catastrophe looms: pressure is building inside that damaged reactor; there could well be a meltdown.

Holy crap Chile, I heard that joke 40 years ago only the punch line was: Why you askum so many questions, two dogs fucking?

PrPleKusH RickJames StormCrow Im done too!! Masterbating that is... 4th time today! It's only your 4th time today. I think I am working on number 9 right now. Try this book out when you get a chance saved me alot on the downstroke . You wanna know whats really fucked up ? my neighbors name is Doug Lowe.... WTF ?!?! If it's illustrated, best check your house for hidden cameras.

Bushape - Funsticks Mother in Law I just got an Xfire from Funstick and his mother in law has lost her fight with cancer. He wanted me to make a post for him. He is really torn up because he can't be with his wife. And she isn't taking it so well. Funstick is a terrific person and would do anything for any of us. He has my respect as a damn good person. I have only known him only a short time, but we have had many conversations in that time. He has helped me through some tough times and I can really feel for him and his wife. Wow, I always feel blown away when someone passes away. It is such an empty feeling that really goes for the heart. I am not sure how old she was, but either way, young or old, her life was cut short. It just doesn't seem fair. Let's help Funstick and his new family at this moment of crisis in their lives. Bow your head and thank the Lord that you and your family are safe. We love you Funstick. We are hoping for a brighter future for you and yours. We feel your pain and if we can do anything, by all means let us know. Lets give Funstcik our support here and show him that XI is his family too. +1

Glad you found us Xeth - enjoy...