HarryWeezer

I know there are some things you can do to improve that and maybe some folks who know what they are can chime in here.

Hope you got lots of them.

Bon anniversaire

Thank you all! It's an honor to be back on the admin team.

Bonjour Betty. It's been a pleasure playing with you for years and in all of that time I didn't know you're from Quebec. whereabouts?

He went out to slop the hogs and the pigs ate him.

Happy Birthday DJ

Great name. Merry Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8P8L1LfDM

I never trust anyone from Arnsdorf.

Bend over and assume the position so you may be properly welcomed...

Harry Birthday Johnny

Working on my kitchen renovation all weekend. Progress so far:

Welcome. Don't be a stranger in our forums.

Have a great birthday Ted

He died two years ago. But nobody told him.

A new multi-purpose word has entered the lexicon and it has special meaning for XI, since it originated here with one of our members. This extraordinarily flexible word is "HXTR," pronounced, "hexter." Here's how this exciting new word may be used in everyday speech: - As an observation: "Holy shit. That really ugly guy over there looks like a HXTR" - To get screwed: "I just got HXTRed by that bastard." - Dismay: "Oh, to HXTR with it." - Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm HXTRed again." - Aggression: "Go HXTR yourself." - Disgust: "HXTR me." - Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief: "What the HXTR....?" - Difficulty: "I don't understand this HXTRed thing." - Good Job: "CongratuHXTRlations." - Disappointment: "This HXTRing HXTR is HXTRed." - Lost: "Where the HXTR are we?" - Disbelief: "UnHXTRinglievable!!!" - Pleasure: "Oooooooh HHHXXXTTRRRRR" - Surprise: "What the HXTR was that?" - Fucked up person: "You are HXTRed beyond all belief." - Ignorant person: "HXTRstick" - Perplexity: "I don't know jack HXTR about that." - Apathy: "Who gives a flying HXTR?" - Confusion: "What the HXTR just happened?" - Resignation: "Oh, HXTR it." - Suspicion: "Who the HXTR are you?" - Dismissal: "HXTR off." - Sex: "Let's HXTR" - Gross Insult: "HXTRfucker" - Agreement: "AbsoHXTRlutely." - Questioning Authority: "Who the HXTR do you think you are?" - Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking HXTR" - Rage: "HXTRfucking HXTRs" - Ignorance: "HXTRed if I know." - Enraged: "I'm gonna HXTR you up!" - Mistake: "You have seriously HXTRed up." - Low intelligence: "HXTRwit" - Thanks: "HXTR you very much."

Best of luck!

Ok. So Dickbreath it is.

Damn. They'll let any schmuck in here. Welcome!

Good point.

Congrats. Well desereved!

The next morning, Rugger awoke to find a mechanical dick super glued to his balls and when he pulled the sheets back, to his horror he saw...