HarryWeezer

Here ya go... http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/inflatable-sheep

I remain puzzled. Why would we welcome no one to our clan. Shouldn't we welcome someone?

Oh no. Here we go again...

One thing for sure; the budget's going to grow. I met Trudeau's father once covering an historical re-enactment at Prescott, Ontario for a newspaper across the St. Lawrence River in NYS. Every time I think of Pierre, I'm reminded of Nixon's comment, "that asshole Trudeau."

Thanks folks. Appreciated!

Thanks all!

I was perplexed by this post. It sounded as if the complaint dealt with rabbit sex, i.e., hopping a bunny. But why should that be an issue on our servers, I wondered, other than the occasional member like Hxtr who will screw a pigeon if he can catch it? So I looked it up, and it apparently is a refernce to persons constantly jumping during game play, so as to escape the customary chest-level line of fire. Well, I don't think GIs went through Europe hopping every step - very hard on the knees. But I don't doubt that they hopped on occasion, perhaps when stepping on a mine or something. But in any event, I checked the XI Rules of Play, a massive tome ensconced in the vault at XI Corporate. And though it makes no mention of the aforementioned bunnyhopping, there is nowhere to be found any rule against such a modus operandi. And so, in short, you're fucked. Go forth, and bunnyhop as you will.

So sorry to hear Dark.

Hah hah: those words that struck fear into the heart of any kid: their mother saying "just wait until your father gets home." Because she couldn't hit us hard enough.

In order to restore to DeeJayKeg his rightful honors as the official member of the month, I hereby politicize this thread, thus, requring it be moved to the political forum where it will never again see the light of day, to wit: -Fuck Barack Obama and the horse he rode in on. -Liberals suck green donkey dicks. -Nancy Pelosi (not OUR Nancy Pelosi) is a slut.. -Hillary Clinton suffers stage four syphilis caught from her whore-mongering husband. -If you're in this country illegally, you should be branded across the forehead. -Vote for any candidate who promises to eliminate the IRS, Department of Education, and the EPA! -Rugger sleeps with Hxtr's wife. (So says Hxtr.) (Will that do it or do you need more?)

Well deserved!!!

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Welcome to the band of Idiots.

Crap. Haven't had time. Can you keep them up a few days?

Where?

What?

Why would you put a POS like that on your system. Dean, come over here. I'm gonna slap ya.

Every game has a core group but these guys are among folks including some long-term non-members who have been playing together for years and are the best of the best.

Top 10 clan DM COD5 players: 1. Beers 2. Spinpuppy 3. MekkeTom 4. DeeJayKeg 5. Toes 6. Magnus 7. Laszlo 8. FraggedyAnn 9. Steak 10. HarryWeezer

Teacher: Today children we're going to name some animals. Who can tell me an animal that begins with the letter A? (Little Johnny's hand shoots up but the teacher doesn't call on him because he has a foul mouth. So she looks around the room.) Teacher: OK Alice. What animal begins with A? Alice: Aardvark. Teacher: Very good Alice. Now who can tell me an animal that begins with the letter B? (Again, little Johnny's hand shoots up but again, the teacher ignores him.) Teacher: All right Billy. What animal begins with B? Billy: Baboon. (So this continues until the teacher gets to R, and no one raises their hand but Johnny. The teacher can't think of any bad words beginning with R, so she takes a chance.) Teacher: OK Johnny. What animal begins with R? Johnny: Rat, teacher. Teacher: Very good Johnny. Thank you. Johnny: Wait teacher. I'm not done. A big fucking rat with a 12-inch cock.

Having carefully reviewed this thread and given the situation considerable thought, I can only say that a little drama is the spice of life.

Momma hollers out: "Johnny, where are you boy?" Johnny: "I'm in my bedroom ma." Momma: "What are you doing up there Johnny?" Johnny: "Blowing bubbles." Momma: Well who's up there with you Johnny?" Johnny: "Bubbles."

For $200, I'll make you clan leader.

Your work and dedication is appreciated!