Merlin007

Bought all 4 of my kids a Wii U with a few games plus Mario Kart 8. Didn't even realize 2 hours went by playing it. I'm creating future gamers! LOL
 

Chuck sat in the barber's chair, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine..."

                 

                The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, Firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
 
 

 
Chuck  said, "Young  lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel  room."


She replied, "I'm married and my  husband wouldn't like that."


The man said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
 
 
She said, "You tell him; you're closer."
 

 
ET VOILÀ
 
 

OS: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit
CPU: Intel Core i5-4670K CPU @ 3.40GHz - clocked @ 4.0GHZ
RAM: HyperX 16.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 933MHz (9-10-11-27)
MOBO: ASUS Z87-A (SOCKET 1150)
GRAPHICS: XFX Radeon HD 6950 2048MB
MONITORS: Acer X203W 21"
                     Samsung Syncmaster 28" (1080p) - main                      Hanns.G iX191 19" STORAGE: 120GB OCZ-AGILITY3 (SSD)                    500GB Western Digital (SATA)                    250GB Western Digital (SATA) MOUSE: Corsair M65 GAMEPAD: Nostromo n52 HEADSET: Steelseries 5H v2 KEYBOARD: nothing special

Win 10  64  
 
 i5  750   2,6  Ghz     overclocked      4.0 Ghz  
 
 MB  Gigabyte   P55-Ud-4
 
 Videocard  Asus 590 GTX 
 
 8GB Ram 2000 mhz HyperX
 
 hdd 600   Western Digital Caviar Black 
 
 Monitor   Asus VG248QE: A 24-Inch, 144 Hz Gaming 
 
 Keyboard Razer DeathStalker 
 
 mouse  logitech  G9x
 
 Headset   TRITTON PRO+ TRUE 5.1 SURROUND  
 
 sound card  Sound Blaster Recon3D Fatal1ty Champion
 
 no more fun ,.... no more gaming...!!!

BF4, DayZ, Rainbow Six, Just Cause 3, Fallout 4.

Win 10

Intel i7 4960X 12 threads, 3,6 GHZ.

Asus rampage IV Black edition

Two Asus 780TI in SLI.

16GB of DDR3 RAM.

Water cooled.

2 SSD drives, one for windows and one for multiplayer games that i need to load quickly.

 

And uhh... That's it. I run all games on maximum graphics, i never overheat, and everything is very, very smooth.

TAX REFUND CANADA                      
    
After filing their personal tax returns by April 30th, many Canadians will again receive a tax refund. This is indeed a very exciting program,  and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:
   
       Q.  What is a tax refund payment?
 
    A.  It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
      
    Q. Where will the government get this money?
 
    A.  From taxpayers.
 
    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
 
    A.  Only a smidgen of it.
   
       Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
 
    A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
      
    Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
 
    A.  Shut up.
 
 
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your tax refund wisely:
 
*  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart,  the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
   
*  If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
    
*  If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or  China .
 
*  If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
 
*  If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..
 
* If you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan .
   
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
 
 
  Instead, keep the money in Canada by:
      
    1)  Spending it at yard sales, or    
 
    2)  Going to hockey games, or  
 
    3)  Spending it on prostitutes, or    
 
    4)  Beer or
 
    5) Tattoos.   

(These are the only “truly” Canadian businesses still operating)

  Conclusion, to really benefit Canada:
 
Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

OS: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit
CPU: Intel Core i5-4670K CPU @ 3.40GHz - clocked @ 4.0GHZ
RAM: HyperX 16.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 933MHz (9-10-11-27)
MOBO: ASUS Z87-A (SOCKET 1150)
GRAPHICS: XFX Radeon HD 6950 2048MB
MONITORS: Acer X203W 21"
                     Samsung Syncmaster 28" (1080p) - main                      Hanns.G iX191 19" STORAGE: 120GB OCZ-AGILITY3 (SSD)                    500GB Western Digital (SATA)                    250GB Western Digital (SATA) MOUSE: Corsair M65 GAMEPAD: Nostromo n52 HEADSET: Steelseries 5H v2 KEYBOARD: nothing special

 
Ah, you can download the demos from above.  To view them, you need to move the demo into the demo folder that is located in your games profile directory.
 
Default is C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Local\Activision\CoDWaW\players\demos
 
To view, you need to load the mod that it was taken in.  For example, if the video was taken in DM2, as were the above, start COD and join the DM2 server.  Then exit the server but not the game.  This loads the mod.
Then hit the ~ key to bring up the console line at top of screen.
Type in: /demo demoname
 
That's it.
 
Additionally, you can also set up key binds to record demos in game.  These demos when taken are saved to the demo folder and can be played back afterwards.  Again, you need to load the demo in which the demo was recorded in.

I guess the shit hit the fan when I went outside in my backyard to BBQ, and my senior chief in charge of the website started getting PM's from members about you 2 again. I think he has had enough,  and I was told to ban you 2 guys.

I've found that the easiest password to use is: "password." That's because nobody thinks anyone would be so stupid. It's like hiding in plain sight. I recommend you use this for everything, even your bank account.
 
PS: Let me know what bank you use and I'll check to make sure they're honest.

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.
 
 
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
 
 
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
 
 
She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
 
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
 
That's when she shot him.
 
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut
 
 
 
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Lol.  Kindles the memory of this not-the-sharpest-bowling-ball-on-the-rack guy that went home from work early, only to find his wife in bed with another man.
 
He ran to the nightstand, grabbed his pistol from the drawer and put it to his head.  His wife started laughing, and he said, "Don't laugh, you're next."
 
Damn, I hate the sound of crickets.  Ayaq

Q: What does sex have in common with a savings account?
 
A: You lose interest once you make a withdrawal.

Happy Birthday.
Hope you have a great day.
Cheers.

Happy Birthday.
 
Hope you had a great day.

Welcome to XI.

Little oversight on my part, I will get it fixed up

Welcome to XI. Cheers

on cod5 FTag the PB is turned on and ive seen couple peeps getting kicked because of PB. needs turned off.

Here is the list of all the servers that have moved and their new IP's. I will continue to update this first post as more servers are moved. Update all your favorites and HLSW
 
COD2 DM                 74.91.123.221:28960 COD2 TDM               74.91.123.194:28960     COD4 MW2 Freezetag         162.248.95.178:28960 COD4 Freezetag 1               162.248.95.177:28960 COD4 Ace Mod                    162.248.95.171:28960 COD4 ROTU Zombie           162.248.95.176:28960 COD4 Alpha X Zombie         162.248.95.162:28960   
 
COD5 DM Custom Maps 2         162.248.95.173:28960
COD5 DM Custom Maps 1         162.248.95.151:28960 
COD5 Vietnam Freezetag          162.248.95.175:28960
COD5 Sniper                              162.248.95.158:28960     
COD5 Zombies                           162.248.95.154:28960     
COD5 Freezetag Trny                 162.248.95.150:28960 
 
 
Is the server restarts at 7am eastern time this is why
"The size of the games_mp.log file for CoD/CoD2/CoD4/CoD:WW servers is checked daily at 7:00am local. If it exceeds 50 megabytes, the server is stopped and the file is moved to the "logs" folder with the current datestamp."

 
I will leave them active till after the trny

Hey Rugger if possible can you leave the 2 COD5 FT server where they are till after the tourny ? Thanks a bunch

@TaGg3r
Just found a picture of your girlfriend topless 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

COD4 MW2 Freezetag test server IP is
 
162.248.95.178:28960
 
 
COD5 DM Custom Maps 2 IP is 
 
162.248.95.173:28960
 
 
I will be redirecting traffic shortly to these servers, I need all the feedback I can get about CI's, Lag or crashes. I also need to hear if the server is running good. Post all your feedback here
 
 
Thank you

Sitting its about time you get some love We all know he likes to break things from time to time but he has created or fixed things a lot more than he's broken them. started off with us as a regular member who liked to code and see what he could do with the Crysis Wars servers, since then he has become a great coder and computer genius that has made this website and clan the best there is. I can't thank you enough for all the shit you've done for me over the years. I know I can be a pain the ass Thank you! and congrats on being the Member of the Month for February 2016