Smeggie

You might breather easier if you didn't smoke, too LOL

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

I will try to get on this evening after dinner

Holy Cow okay I'll take it down until it's right LOL

** UPDATE ** I took the photo down as it appears it may have not been entirely accurate I put together the results (I think) based on @Ruggerxi's reply to me. I figured some people were interested in knowing what idiot goes with which baby.... I apologize if I got some wrong (you can blame Rugger)

Agree with me or not, but this crap pisses me off...... Remember....racism is a learned trait.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb-M6iPtM5w

Absolutely. It will make for a MUCH more pleasant gaming experience. However, with one of the lower ping's on the server, it did nothing to improve my game play! LOL

1GB connection didn't do crap for my game, so my money is on NO! LOL

Awwww man, hope you and mom recover quick. Take care of yourselves....

Good thing your shoulder is outta whack for a while! LOL That's pretty cool, I had never heard of one of those!

Yea I actually started taking screen shots and dumping them into a word document for reference. It doesn't matter that was hard as heck and probably only got a couple correct anyway

This is because your session is timing out and you are being logged off. This happened to me as well.

You know what @StormCrow your story got to me (I must have got some of that dust in my eyes!). Seriously I could not be more happy for you. I am thrilled you reconnected with your son after all those years and got to meet your Granddaughter. Thanks for sharing your story....all of it. You're a really good dude.

Grats @iBrock!!

In all honesty they are a blast to ride. When we had our son, we didn't have the time to deal with a larger boat. So we traded the boat in for a 3 seater Kawasaki. We live near the river and it was easy to drop it in and spend a couple hours on the water. We'd spend hours water skiing and tubing and it was a great platform for doing that. But as he got older we found ourselves out of room. Plus he didn't want to spend the time to get his PWC certification. So we dumped it and got into a larger boat. Meant no disrespect to you, it sounds like you definitely got a handle on things. But I'll tell you, around these parts it's everyone for themselves...

Used to have a jet ski (and boats)....now can't stand them anymore. Been boating for 40+ years. Jet Skier's have zero etiquette around other boats / boaters. They are like gnats. Annoying as hell

You'll be easy to figure out because you're the only one wearing a trench coat in both!

This is sweet @Tron you need to record her reaction (good or bad)!

Oh I had typed up something much more direct than you typed. I find no humor in this at all....quite the opposite frankly.

I can barely play the 15 year old game I have, why would I put myself through that misery?

Ping went from 19-20 to 72-73. Its laggier for me I was killing it in game. Of course I was playing by myself......

But did you retire your trench coat?

You don't need a new friggin' puter....just bunny hop faster you're already impossible to hit!

Hahaha Lead Foot! Looks like a great trip! Never been, looks beautiful!

Grats to you both!