Smeggie

Well if there was a way to make it 'spooge' (not to be gross), coming out of the barrel instead of smoke? Not sure how you could pull that off.

I did! Thank you! I love it!

You posted one for me? No I didn't see it.....where is it?

Thanks CW....a working video card is better than a non-working video card. Especially when the price is right! ?

LOL You wanted a challenge! :) Yea animals and smegma....ewwww

Nvidia Geforce GTX 1080

I play all three on Windows 10

In the spirit of giving and because @StanG started us off with the '12 days of Christmas', I thought I'd offer up my backup video card for any 'XI member' in the CONUS (lower 48 states) that could use it. It's an Asus Geforce GTX 970. As you can see it's only a 4GB card, but worked well when it was in my old system. Should be in working condition, but can't (and won't) guarantee. Upgraded when the MB fried. Ping me if interested

Would love a new sig. Be as creative as you'd like....should be fun to see what you can come up with. ?

I'll be at the fire station all weekend, wish I could! Have a blast!

Welcome to the funny farm, Chris. You'll feel right at home here!

Sorry, I must have missed my invite?! Looks amazing!

Happy Birthday LilMord!

I hate the way you kill me. I hope you freeze your balls off. Oh and welcome to the funny farm!

Was an Intel pureist until my latest build. Went AMD Ryzen and will never look back.

As @Timmah! would say, WE'RE WINNERS!

Took this photo while on duty at the fire station last night. Goes without saying we are Washington Nationals fans!

PM Me your email and I'll send you a hi-res copy

Some photos I took in Yellowstone National Park and Grand Tetons National Park a couple of weeks ago. The majority were taken with my new Canon EOS R body with Canon RF24-105 f/4L USM IS and Canon EF 500 f/4L USM IS (and 1.4x III teleconverter). I believe the only one that was not taken with the EOS R was the Prong Horn Antelope which was taken with my Canon 5D Mark IV and Canon EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L USM IS. Bison (at about 25 yards) taken near Old Faithful with EOS R and EF 500 f/4L USM IS Chapel Of The Transconfiguration in Grand Teton National Park. Taken with Canon EOS R and Canon RF 24-105 f/4L USM IS Barn on Mormon Lane, Grand Teton National Park. Taken with Canon EOS R and Canon RF 24-105 f/4L USM IS Grand Prismatic Spring overlook. Taken with Canon EOS R and Canon RF 24-105 f/4L USM IS Large Grizzly. Taken in Lamar Valley using Taken with Canon EOS R and Canon EF 500 f/4L USM IS with Canon EF 1.4x III teleconverter.....at about 150 yards. Pronghorn Antelope taken in Lamar Valley. Taken with Canon 5D Mark IV and Canon EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6 L USM IS Bull Elk and his harem during the rut. Taken near Fairy Falls trailhead with Canon EOS R and Canon EF 500 f/4L USM IS with Canon EF 1.4x III teleconverter from about 100 yards. Bighorn sheep taken near Tower / Mammoth with Canon EOS R and Canon EF 500 f/4L USM IS with Canon EF 1.4x III teleconverter at about 100 yards.

You're such a twit, but I enjoy playing with you anyways. Welcome to the funny farm!

You're right about that. Dunraven Pass was closed for a good part of the trip, but finally opened so we were able to get to Lamar Valley much easier. Now I understand why they close it....holy cow, don't take your eye off the road! We trekked down to Fishing Bridge and had to cut the day short because of heavy snow...they were going to close the pass and we didn't want to get trapped there.

Here's a handful of photos I took in Yellowstone National Park / Grand Tetons National Park. I literally have thousands to go through. Perhaps I'll add more later. It was cold and snowy for about half our trip, but we managed to sneak in a few nicer days. Yellowstone National Park was very nice, especially with abundance of wildlife. But we just got bored of the geyser basins honestly....once you see one geyser, they all look and do the same things. :) We managed to see Grizzly Bears, Black Bears (almost hit one), Pack of Wolves, Coyotes, Elk, Bison, Fox, Mule Deer, Pronghorn Antelope, Bighorn Sheep....and many others Anyway we really loved Grand Tetons National Park, it was small but incredibly stunning! Chapel of the Transconfiguration - Grand Tetons National Park . Yellowstone Bison giving me the eye... T.A. Moultan Barn - Grand Tetons National Park Grand Primsatic Spring overlook - Yellowstone National Park Grizzly Bear - Lamar Valley, Yellowstone National Park (about 100 yards away) Pronghorn Antelope - Lamar Valley, Yellowstone National Park Elk bull and his harem, Yellowstone National Park near Fairy Falls trail Bighorn Sheep -Mammoth, Yellowstone National Park.

Beartooth Pass is, unfortunately closed for the winter....but we may go as far as the gate https://www.ktvq.com/news/local-news/man-suffers-serious-burns-after-falling-into-hot-spring-in-yellowstone-national-park?fbclid=IwAR3pIyt2_kjmUwre5rHmEJdOrFl8Jy1JIRWQrpS7Sa9CoGQ012vzsz5Ai5k

Mr.s Smeg and I are headed out at O'dark:30 tomorrow for a week in Yellowstone National Park. Then I'll be home for a couple of days, then I'm back out to Denver for a week. Try to hold back the tears @AyaqGuyaq and @ANGU5

Yosemite National Park "Tunnel View" and a shot of my Canon obsession..... I took the picture of Tunnel View with a Canon 5D Mark IV with Canon EF 16-35 f/2.8L USM III I picked up a new Canon EOS R Mirrorless and RF 24-105 f/4L USM IS kit. It came with the RF to EF lens adapter. Wife and I are headed to Yellowstone National Park next week and I am lugging as much gear with me as I possibly can.