RobMc

Hey now be fair?, that was before my makeover

There's been a lot of people posting recently about their reasons for being absent, and it got me thinking a lot of idiots must be worried about old Rob Well let me assure you things are fine I still scratch my balls occasionally Burp and emit wind on occasion I can still talk before drinking I get drunk a lot Then my speech isn't correct My wife hates me?????? I'm still politically incorrect I love you all Not many love me So things are rolling along just fine There are a couple of flies in the ointment, Budman and TBB, but they are pussies My psychiatrist says I should be released soon

Love it

That's why you fit in well my boy, sorry to hear your troubles, get well soon from Rob, who incidentally is also struggling at times.

Looks great

That's tinnitus you old fool

Cheap?? no need to book a return

You seem to know an awful lot about the boys on here?? Just saying

I have some friends in Ukraine who would be very interested in your RC things, would you like a short holiday?

He's already given up beer, he drinks Coors Lite

That'll throw the cat among the pigeons if HXTR's proved right?

Need a cheap whip?

Reminds me of the old joke Man goes to the doctors, says doctor my sex life is rubbish, no libido, just not touching the sides, as limp as a wet towel. What do you drink he says, Heineken I replied, oh that's useless he said you need to drink Guinness makes things big and strong, Heineken shrinks and shrivels things. A couple of weeks later they pass in the street, how's the sex life asks the doctor, you still drinking the Guinness?? No doctor, I've got the wife on Heineken

Now for those of you who actually prefer beer to froth the above two are prime examples of why you should avoid the Netherlands. The bartender half fills the glass with beer and half with froth, then proudly charges you for a full glass of beer. The bartender then looks pissed off when you ask him to fill it up, the locals sit proudly looking at the froth and convince themselves it's a bargain. It takes the average local twice as many beers to get pissed as the average Brit at that rate, and of course costs twice as much money. It is so cold you couldn't taste it if it was made of garlic and there's nothing in it to stop you seeing right through it. Do they realise they're being conned, of course not they are idiots? In the UK Ireland and Germany we brew real beers, fill the glasses to the top and drink them chilled so you can taste the garlic, choose your drinking country carefully.

Tastes like Coors light

Sounds like me??

You just can't get the staff?? I told him I'd like some 'nose candy' ????

Wer'e more refined that's why and don't want to vomit before 20 pints

Hey now you're going to piss Budman off??

This is a comment I saw on a car channel on Youtube, if anyone is in contact with the high priest of contrails tell him the disciples are spreading the word 'Hey Geoff, was having a general yap with a client yesterday and the subject of contrails came up. As we watched several aircraft were flying over all at different heights and different directions and sure enough some of the contrails did not disperse and just formed that fine cloud that you've been going on about. Interestingly some of the planes did not leave a contrail at all and it was not just at a specific altitude ( which is expected ) and some following one another one did and one did not. I still believe it is what they've added to the "green" jet fuel which is causing a "replacement" pollution problem than the one it was suppose to correct that is being hushed up because as you expect there will be big money invested in it. ( Assuming there has been any research into it's inclusion on the environment anyway ) . The real interesting point was that it is strange that military jets are not leaving the same con trails, at those same altitudes, as they would be seen more easily spotted. The rabbit holes are becoming a warren, but it was good to see more people noticing what we've been saying for some time. Oh and are you noticing the dust on the cars virtually everyday now, yeah you know "from the Sahara" ?'

Ah bejesus wouldn't you know that?, you get pissed on 4 we get pissed on 8, so who's economy is the strongest?? Answers on a beer mat to Rob

OK last chance, pay your taxes (currently around 750 trillion) and we'll give you a discount on the goddammed tea ffs.

Cider

Unlike you buddy

Well I'm still here young lady, every day is a bonus to us dinosaurs??