RobMc

He's already given up beer, he drinks Coors Lite

That'll throw the cat among the pigeons if HXTR's proved right?

Need a cheap whip?

Reminds me of the old joke Man goes to the doctors, says doctor my sex life is rubbish, no libido, just not touching the sides, as limp as a wet towel. What do you drink he says, Heineken I replied, oh that's useless he said you need to drink Guinness makes things big and strong, Heineken shrinks and shrivels things. A couple of weeks later they pass in the street, how's the sex life asks the doctor, you still drinking the Guinness?? No doctor, I've got the wife on Heineken

Now for those of you who actually prefer beer to froth the above two are prime examples of why you should avoid the Netherlands. The bartender half fills the glass with beer and half with froth, then proudly charges you for a full glass of beer. The bartender then looks pissed off when you ask him to fill it up, the locals sit proudly looking at the froth and convince themselves it's a bargain. It takes the average local twice as many beers to get pissed as the average Brit at that rate, and of course costs twice as much money. It is so cold you couldn't taste it if it was made of garlic and there's nothing in it to stop you seeing right through it. Do they realise they're being conned, of course not they are idiots? In the UK Ireland and Germany we brew real beers, fill the glasses to the top and drink them chilled so you can taste the garlic, choose your drinking country carefully.

Tastes like Coors light

Sounds like me??

You just can't get the staff?? I told him I'd like some 'nose candy' ????

Wer'e more refined that's why and don't want to vomit before 20 pints

Hey now you're going to piss Budman off??

This is a comment I saw on a car channel on Youtube, if anyone is in contact with the high priest of contrails tell him the disciples are spreading the word 'Hey Geoff, was having a general yap with a client yesterday and the subject of contrails came up. As we watched several aircraft were flying over all at different heights and different directions and sure enough some of the contrails did not disperse and just formed that fine cloud that you've been going on about. Interestingly some of the planes did not leave a contrail at all and it was not just at a specific altitude ( which is expected ) and some following one another one did and one did not. I still believe it is what they've added to the "green" jet fuel which is causing a "replacement" pollution problem than the one it was suppose to correct that is being hushed up because as you expect there will be big money invested in it. ( Assuming there has been any research into it's inclusion on the environment anyway ) . The real interesting point was that it is strange that military jets are not leaving the same con trails, at those same altitudes, as they would be seen more easily spotted. The rabbit holes are becoming a warren, but it was good to see more people noticing what we've been saying for some time. Oh and are you noticing the dust on the cars virtually everyday now, yeah you know "from the Sahara" ?'

Ah bejesus wouldn't you know that?, you get pissed on 4 we get pissed on 8, so who's economy is the strongest?? Answers on a beer mat to Rob

OK last chance, pay your taxes (currently around 750 trillion) and we'll give you a discount on the goddammed tea ffs.

Cider

Unlike you buddy

Well I'm still here young lady, every day is a bonus to us dinosaurs??

Why all the screams when I take off my coat because I'm sweating ?????????????????????????

True, it never fails to amaze me how excited people get about other people playing any game? They know every statistic, every player and never move off their ass from the tv. It's like acting your life through watching films which unfortunately many do, we can all see that Rob is James Bond can't we?

You're getting confused buddy, cut down on the carbs, we were talking about football, never heard of soccer??

Wow I'm amazed, it appears football is becoming popular in the USA?? be careful now this is the slippery slope to being as dumb as the rest of the world.

Reading this again what I meant was in game they have no mercy, drunk of course when I wrote it and just picked some names out, no offence intended, you know Rob by now?

Reading Randalls Norway football post got me thinking, and as most of you know that's usually dangerous, but who will be remembered in the future when the idiots finally pass on? Now looking at history amazingly it's always the nasty bastards who are looked upon fondly by future generations, their murdering, raping and pillaging and other horrid merciless acts are applauded by those in the future. So putting it into context, congratulations @monkie, @WldPenguin, @StormCrow and @Essssieeee you are the future heroes

Did you join in the Viking row??? Fckrs still have the gold from my local church

That's very unusual?? Wood ducks English translating to Wood ducks French, the only difference is the French ones are made of branches not trunks. For the idiots who have only recently fallen out of the trees these branches are what you were clinging to before the new reality of ftag. My bestest buddy (FU Budman and TBB) @jointz is an expert carpenter, he'll knock us up some wooden ducks for sure to put in the maps, send Rugger the bill (how many will get that one?) When you're all playing with people like Mark and Athena remember, to get them to put their heads down shout 'Canard', duck don't work

May your BBQ never get cold Are 'wood ducks' what the rest of us call decoys??