RobMc

Wow? can you feel your dick? Asking for a friend

Just jealous cos all the girls love Rob? luckily you can't get the DT's on Coors Light so no pink rats for you Bud stick to empty cans

Aw

How do you keep the mask on??

This is absolutely true:- Spent a month in intensive care and another 5 months in 3 other hospitals. In the normal hospitals I was in there was always a druggy or alco on the ward, 6 beds. They were JEALOUS of the drugs I was on for pain ffs, the strongest morphine 3 times a day, Gabapentin, Naproxen , another I can't remember and even Paracetamol, I loved hospital , came off them all when discharged and I just put up with it. Anyway to the point, they decided some or all of the pain was in the mind and assigned me a psychologist. My God she was to die for, drop dead gorgeous, sat beside me and held my hand, thought I was in heaven. First session, told me to close my eyes (a shame) and put on some soothing music, told me I was in a wood with flowers, bees and bears, imagine strolling through it. Second day she held my hand, on goes the music and I'm back in the woods with the bunnies and squirrels, can you see the bears she says?, no I replied. Are you sure she says?, absolutely I reply, why is that she says?, because I shot them yesterday, music goes off and she drops my hand. Third day, we'll try again, music goes on and I'm walking through the woods, what animals do you see she asks, none I reply they're running away. Running away?? she asks, are they scared? you'll bet they are I said, got the first deer with a double lung shot at 100 yards, swapped to the 12 gauge and got both the hares. OMG you're not supposed to kill them???????????? What a fool am I ??? never saw her again

You need some new pictures lol?

Hole in one girl Is that politically correct ?

Hey now be fair?, that was before my makeover

There's been a lot of people posting recently about their reasons for being absent, and it got me thinking a lot of idiots must be worried about old Rob Well let me assure you things are fine I still scratch my balls occasionally Burp and emit wind on occasion I can still talk before drinking I get drunk a lot Then my speech isn't correct My wife hates me?????? I'm still politically incorrect I love you all Not many love me So things are rolling along just fine There are a couple of flies in the ointment, Budman and TBB, but they are pussies My psychiatrist says I should be released soon

Love it

That's why you fit in well my boy, sorry to hear your troubles, get well soon from Rob, who incidentally is also struggling at times.

Looks great

That's tinnitus you old fool

Cheap?? no need to book a return

You seem to know an awful lot about the boys on here?? Just saying

I have some friends in Ukraine who would be very interested in your RC things, would you like a short holiday?

He's already given up beer, he drinks Coors Lite

That'll throw the cat among the pigeons if HXTR's proved right?

Need a cheap whip?

Reminds me of the old joke Man goes to the doctors, says doctor my sex life is rubbish, no libido, just not touching the sides, as limp as a wet towel. What do you drink he says, Heineken I replied, oh that's useless he said you need to drink Guinness makes things big and strong, Heineken shrinks and shrivels things. A couple of weeks later they pass in the street, how's the sex life asks the doctor, you still drinking the Guinness?? No doctor, I've got the wife on Heineken

Now for those of you who actually prefer beer to froth the above two are prime examples of why you should avoid the Netherlands. The bartender half fills the glass with beer and half with froth, then proudly charges you for a full glass of beer. The bartender then looks pissed off when you ask him to fill it up, the locals sit proudly looking at the froth and convince themselves it's a bargain. It takes the average local twice as many beers to get pissed as the average Brit at that rate, and of course costs twice as much money. It is so cold you couldn't taste it if it was made of garlic and there's nothing in it to stop you seeing right through it. Do they realise they're being conned, of course not they are idiots? In the UK Ireland and Germany we brew real beers, fill the glasses to the top and drink them chilled so you can taste the garlic, choose your drinking country carefully.

Tastes like Coors light

Sounds like me??

You just can't get the staff?? I told him I'd like some 'nose candy' ????

Wer'e more refined that's why and don't want to vomit before 20 pints