RobMc

Can't everyone lick their eyebrows ???

I only do that after a shower, you're just jealous

Don't sleep - play???

Good to see the boy back in his natural habitat, I've been on a diet, I'm down to morbidly obese

Ssssssssssh, the ladies all think I am

A long time ago I put a post about how many Idiots believed in UFO's and aliens, and if anyone had any experiences. We learned Frenchi had been extensively probed and a few of you had experiences of UFO's, UAP's as they are now known. Following the recent USA releases of unexplained phenomena, has anyone altered their opinions or do you think it is more likely we are being watched? In the interests of science I have just invested £8 in a new pair of binoculars from a car boot sale. Tonight I'm going to observe the 18 year old blond student opposite my house as she prepares for bed in case she is probed or visited by little grey men. I see this as a new interest and contribution to the scientific community, at least that's what I'll tell the police. Wish Rob luck

Yes we would, I wish we were 30 again

I stuck with bikes, owning many until they almost killed me, my favourites T160 Trident, XJR 1300 sp (terrible handling but what a motor) and BMW F650 (both single and twin) for fun. I have never owned a flash car, too likely to get stolen or wrecked, and loved diesels until the politicians killed them. Yes the Honda CB-900F was a great bike overshadowed by the Kawasaki's at the time. In fact I've spent this week, as I always do, watching the TT races, I love bikes.

I got stuck in most airports In the bar

Yea I watched a video only yesterday on YT, they have a huge factory and hand finish parts, those old enough will remember Japanese bike and car manufacturers starting out?

You stand NO chance

Leeds????

House trainings not going so well, and I seem to have lost the dog, but on the plus side I've also lost the wife.

Amazing how many pets look like their owners

Now you've attracted my attention @ucjohn, talking about servers When I was young I met a lovely girl and eventually she moved in with me. The first night she popped out to the corner shop to get some milk. While she was out I did what every red blooded man would do and peeked in her underwear drawer. There, neatly laid out was a police womans uniform, a nurses uniform and a French maids outfit. When she returned I kicked her out, I'm not living with a woman who can't hold down a job?

Why do waiters and waitresses need this??

Yea she barked the message

Shit, another misleading headline?? thought someone was talking about @TBB sex life??

How the hell did you know that?? spooky? signed Rob Therich

Connie Lingus prefers Liquor

Sending one of my girls to represent me, Connie Lingus, not much of a looker but she'll go down in history as a great girl at a piss up.

Bet they were shit scared of his shotgun??

Ah? Welwyn Garden City, the UK equivalent of meeting in Alaska or Syria Have a great night

Looking for your 'grass'

Come on you tight lot, someone award him some medals for his efforts, Rockape has loads of my old ones lying around.