RobMc

Is that @TBB???

Unfortunately I do

Oh I've been posting but I'm fighting a losing battle, the idiots have lost their ooomph? He now wants to ban vpn's so he can trace you and jail you for disagreeing with him, even East Germany wasn't as bad in the cold war, we have citizens leaving for North Korea? We have also reached the sorry stage where only Mike, Pete and Queenie comment on things, buck up the rest of you or it's only birthdays.

I was gutted losing the curling to the finger pokers

There was a flash, followed almost instantly by a tremendous clap of thunder, as though coming on stage out popped the head of the baby boy. The rest of him followed quickly and picking him up the midwife took one look then slapped the father. It had been a long gruelling birth and the mother was exhausted, aching all over her body. The midwife placed the tiny baby in her arms and the new mother burst into tears, ‘Are you certain he’s mine’ she cried, he’s so ugly? ‘Oh he’s definitely yours’ said the Midwife, ‘but I’m not so sure he’s the fathers’? ‘Look at him, eyes like two knots in an Oak plank, chisel jawed, ears like handles and a mouth like an open door, this baby has a purpose in life. The exhausted mother then proudly announced his name, I’m going to call him Jointz after my pains, the father Arthur Itis nodded his agreement, and his future was sealed. His prevalence and love of everything to do with carpentry and wood began as a baby, he wouldn’t play with plastic toys or metal, every toy was wooden. His baby shoes were clogs, wooden spoons and bowls, and by the time he went to nursery he already had a nickname ‘Splinter’. His first advantage in life was being born in Canada, he was surrounded by trees, fricking millions of them, a lucky lad. From the word go he was unusual, given a silver axe at his christening he soon got the real thing, much to the horror of parents inviting him to kiddies parties, eventually he got the chop. She was a sweet little blond girl with pigtails who tried to offer him a sweetie, the doctors are hopeful that her newly stitched on hand will function properly. This got him grounded for a while but he was eventually allowed in school, although the other kids kept their distance. Teachers were unsettled teaching the crucifixion at Easter, when ignoring Christs suffering his only interest was in the type of nails used? This obsession ran throughout his school life and it was obvious to all he would eventually, like Jesus, become a carpenter. And so it came to pass, his fame spread throughout the land, they waited for his creations and raved over his designs. But he wasn’t happy, the strain upon him was tremendous, even with the best glues he began to fall apart. The loneliness and fame made him ‘come out of the closet’, a closet that was self made. At one stage he even considered drinking, smoking and taking drugs, but luckily he fell in love. Unfortunately she was another’s, with a heart as cold as ice and repeatedly called him an idiot. He still longs to be normal, not an idiot, but that day looks a long way off, prayers for Jointz.

I used to quite enjoy that ??

He thought he was famous when police kept hollering 'pullover' I'll get my coat

Ssssh! she thinks it's a mirror and hasn't cottoned on why it steams up BEFORE she gets in the shower.

I need to lie down now

Tis true, I don't mind if they or anyone else logs my activity as I do nothing wrong or illegal so no problems there. However is there any way of checking your IP is secure ?? I'd love to know more about VPN's and are they worth it, anyone?? I know damned well I could Google it and spend hours sifting through the answers to get no answer. Some of the people in these forums know far more than me, what is your experience of VPN's, good or bad??

You actually read my rubbish?? I'm honoured Duc, now about the last bit of the sentence, give me time to bathe and freshen up?

OMG, the truth hurts, but don't worry Yacc I'll tease until the end, R.I.P.

That will be her dream when she falls asleep

Interestingly today has highlighted some worrying signs for our freedoms in the UK on sites such as this. I tried to log into Youtube kids for one of my grandchildren as I have done dozens of times and was stopped?? I tried everything then it occurred to me switch off the VPN and bingo. While typing my comments to Jointz I got a black screen and cut off, I also notice that my VPN (Proton) often changes to strange countries (Morocco????) when I sleep. By the way I have had a vpn for years and don't watch porn, which is the first thing people assume. So what I can hear you all say??, well these forums are founded on free speech and I must say over the years I have admired their stance. Worryingly I suspect in the UK the first stages of this being stopped are arriving, the thought police are here, and Rob may be a target.

Love it, what if you'll be lucky to last another decade?? truthfully I don't watch football, rarely drink beer and as for the last part it's a distant memory. AI is flourishing though, most of the punters I meet in my village have been programmed in it, some can even spell now.

Interestingly in Europe Stellantis (major manufacturer) are abandoning EV's, no ones buying them. DRILLBABY DRILL

I haven't a clue about what you're all talking about?? you guys not interested in normal things like sex, beer and football?? you're wasting your lives

Aw poor Bryan, just like the common denominator, they were looking for that when I went to school during the ice age.

Someone mention 'screwing'? I'm in

Southern softie

Well done you old fart, here's to 90, as a token of congratulations - FU May your health remain strong and your photo library never fade

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ..."How flexible are you?" I said, .... "I can't make Tuesdays."

Most girls do ? 99% are disappointed

What's got 23 legs, 21 eyes and 6 teeth?...... The methadone queue outside our local chemists shop

I like the last one MAGA - Make all Greenlanders Americans, has a poignant ring to it?