Fuck you both ?
We'll be back to get you under our wing soon, mark my words, we just need to get our frigates sorted out (alongside with engine troubles since built), aircraft for our new aircraft carriers (we can only afford to run one at present). We have no sailors to put on our ships, nor soldiers nor airmen, the few we have are all on a political awareness course including human rights, so no chance of hurting you, we'll just ask you nicely to surrender, can't even bribe you cos we're broke. Never fear the British spirit will prevail again, might have a bit of trouble getting Scotland in this time, but if necessary for cannon fodder we can use the Welsh, just tell them there's glory in it and off they go singing battle hymns, you won't stand a chance.
We might not manufacture guns or bullets any more but f...g Dyson have a secret hoover design up their sleeves I've been told, we know how much you miss us being your Lords and Masters and Rob would make a great President of both countries. Seal force six get that fucking dealer pronto, I'm afraid that due to political pressures our SAS now include Women and Rainbows, no shooting just a lot of pouting and tantrums, you are alone on that one.
You both celebrate your last Independence days in peace, cos once we've kicked Europe into touch we'll be back for our territories, just you watch.