RobMc

They go through that every day and have done so for a long time it's called triage mate, practiced in every hospital and every war, nothing new there.

Cos they told you to wash your hands while singing Rule Britannia silly, don't you listen to advice? now bleach your genitals and get the wax out of your ears like a good citizen.

Bless you Rosie as usual you are on the ball (painful), I believe this post started seriously and in usual idiot fashion wandered off track, now is the time to get it back. We have discovered that the virus is passed on by saliva or mucus and has a two week incubation period. Eureka, it came to me blowing my nose, in mw2 you can choose armour piercing or poison bullets, how about getting Sammy to add virus bullets ? Bear with me, in game today you shoot some fckr who kills you all the time (for me thats everyone), nothing happens, but in two weeks time when playing with them you don't fire a shot and the fckr 'croaks'. Brilliant eh? Spray and pray

You are either brave or foolish ? my further advice is to remove all knives from the kitchen and buy some armour, when your pussy wakes and reads this make sure you're at work mate.

Sammy might be onto something, after all it's still cold, perhaps you need to make a pussy cover until the weather turns. To calm it down try putting alcohol in it's milk or tea, I once saw a t shirt saying 'Heaven is a tight pussy', this also applies periodically when pussies become aggressive and tearful. Don't worry it may be whinging now, but come the summer when it goes to the beach it will thank you. Whilst other idiots may be computer experts, car experts or gun experts you can always rely on Rob for advice on how to deal with pussies.

One solution is to shave your pussy, this was discovered by a Brazilian explorer in 1962, it does not get rid of the smell, but it gives you a clearer view of the problem. The best way is to stop your pussy going out at night and playing with the local tomcats, I know this is difficult but if you block the catflap, using say a pedal bin, it should work fine.

Of course not, I said that after reading the news, but much cheered at your previous good fortune in the second part of your sentence, presume you invested in a rising market and didn't blow it all on stocks ?

Now listen c..t, me and Funky are devoted to customer service, he may be a bit 'rusty' at being nice but I'm not, and we take your complaints seriously. Your complaint has been forwarded to the omnibusman, who will look at it for you. Meanwhile my offer is to examine the pussy closely, to check it is edible and not going 'off', I have experienced this before, and by now have the problem licked.

Congrats my dear, glad to see you legal, you'll be a great idiot.

Now listen fckrs, me and Funky are struggling to get delivery persons at the moment, once the prime minister promised sick pay from day one every driver self isolated. Some on the Costa del sol, some in Bermuda, but most returned home to Italy and China, they should be back soon. The beef dumplings are ready but due to shortages we substituted rabbit, this seems to do no harm to those f...g bunny hoppers in our servers who regularly eat it. With the stock market crash @FUNky is now destitute, and living in a commune, however the good news is I should have one of out Trebants up and running soon. In the meantime you and Shiny tighten your belts, times are hard ( or so Shiny told me) no the wonder you are losing weight, if you get desperate eat her pussy, tastes like chicken.

On it, I'm investing in oil

Perhaps she needs 'servicing' ?

OMG have i got to explain why he broke his teeth to our cousins who obviously didn't get it ?, help @baldie @Icequeen

Thanks but I understood that, I was trying to see if there were any problems with pure 64 bit which there does not seem to be.

You sure? they are marketed here in UK as 32/64 bit or 64 bit only? i. e. 2 examples https://www.scan.co.uk/products/microsoft-windows-10-home-creators-update-32-64-bit-engl-international-usb-pendrive-1-license-retail https://www.scan.co.uk/products/microsoft-windows-10-home-64-bit-only-english-dvd-disc-1-license-s-oem-operating-system-software

Thats the type of info that is handy to know

I know that like me you all love animals, as you guessed I'm fond of pussies, but my favourite animals are dogs, especially Border Collies which come from my area, I used to love going to the local sheepdog trials, until one of mine was convicted and given 2 years. Anyway I'm wandering, I had a few dogs but my favourite was old Shep, extremely devoted, intelligent and brave, sadly he had to be put down due to an eating disorder, I was sad for hours. I got him when I advertised for a wife, he came with her, I remember the advert well 'Wife wanted, must be able to cook, sew and clean, love fishing, be able to gut and bone a trout and come with own boat and outboard, before applying please send a picture of the boat' As I said Shep followed me everywhere, one day I went in the bath after fishing and old Shep lay down beside it, it was warm and I must have dozed off, when I awoke the water was getting cold and completely forgetting the dog was there I stepped out of the bath. He was dozing too, and when I stepped on his tail in a reflex action he jumped up and bit me on my privates. Broke all his teeth

Thank you all, if you have had no problems thats fine by me, I was going to do a clean install on a new drive but upgrading may be better, less problems with office etc. Will give it two more months.

I need help in a practical way off someone who has this as I find the info out there a bit confusing, before we start I fully understand what 32/64 bit means and retro software etc. etc.. Now my beloved Windows 7 has come to the end of it's supported life, I'm clinging onto it as it's been what every Windows should have been, fairly simple and very reliable, I don't internet bank and look after my whole system with regular scans etc. I am put off using 10 through this forum actually, I hear so many problems with it, however commonsense says eventually I will be forced into using it. My current architecture is 64 bit, and 7 runs 32 bit just fine for older stuff, with 10 you get a choice between 32/64 bit or just 64 bit, I know that you can ask 10 to use retro versions of windows, but does this only apply to 32/64 or is the straight 64 also able to handle old software this way? I can't find a straight answer anywhere. Put in simple terms anyone using the 64 only version have any problems ?

My curiosity got the better of me about the toilet paper so I spent some time studying it this morning, google I'm afraid, after using up what little I had drying my eyes at your rejection of my kebab. Anyway there are lots of theories, but it seems to be due to the herding instinct and a perception to keep clean. Apparently we perceive toilet paper as prevention against disease, a load of shite if you ask me ? This may date back to typhoid in the human psyche, and other transferable diseases through the ages. Using this logic I have invested all my savings in bathroom manufacturers, next will be a run on baths and toilets, you mark my words, I will soon be the richest idiot. I'm also working on an alternative to toilet paper, a couple of idiots have offered to lend a hand, hope they are warm.

On a more serious note it's started here, I get my food delivered and have just done my weekly, normal, order. No toilet paper, no tinned items available nor dried foods such as rice, tell them not to panic and what do they do - panic, so predictable eh? The press are wholly to blame for this, it is the martians invading New York all over again, although wtf they are doing with all the toilet paper makes my imagination run wild. There was an article on the BBC website today typical of the snowflake society we live in, it was called 'Alternatives to toilet paper'. FFS, my grandparents, who had an outside toilet and used newspaper must be rolling around in heaven laughing. Most of the f....g world doesn't use paper, and we need to teach people alternatives ? we are truly sad. So now @Icequeen dear I'll have to blow my nose on the dog, if I can catch him, if not my shirt will do ?

You want a couple of sides dear ?? recommend a kebab and two onion bhajis, they are hot !

Highest death rate in Europe, ciao !

I'll have an Italian

Well that's cheered me up ?