RobMc

You've spelt it backwards Hammer ???

Behave Rob, behave

Can you cook ?? my wife thinks the fire alarm is a timer

hmmm? it's a joke, forgot I don't think English is your first language is it ? Women wear make up, wigs, skimpy dresses etc etc etc to make themselves very attractive to men, but sometimes when you wake/sober up you get a shock, they devote a lot of time and effort to it, old joke :- 'I once made love to identical twins' I said 'How did you tell them apart' said my friend 'Easy, Roger had a moustache' ? Kill you later Major

You married ??

ffs Hammer I'm crying laughing you true true idiot lol!

We love you Hammer

You got me interested so I did some basic research, in order 1/. Not true, they made mistakes erasing things but the engineers in Australia made recordings of the raw feed which have been distributed 2/. True the bozos deleted the original tapes but loads of people recorded exactly the same thing on many formats 3/. Respectfully what a load of bollocks, technology has vastly advanced since then, if they can hit Mars think they can't hit the moon ??? Join Hammer in the closet

WOW !

Can't a man dream? ?

Sorry to hear that, best wishes

Yes Hammer is certainly that ?

God bless the boy, it would be dull without him ?

No it's not true lol? I was teasing her when she got excited over baking Roxy my dear in the UK saying 'She's got a bun in the oven' means shes pregnant

Look out Roxy's got 'a bun in the oven' lol someone tell her what that means

You're lucky, our supermarkets are stripped bare of flour, even gluten free which I use

Keep your sense of humour Toes, you always had a great outlook

I already feel a little prick Baaaaaaa

You not like threesomes ?

What happened yesterday me and Shiny played alone, our scores were down

No chance of that dear lady

I have a large collection of XI knives fckrs

I'm spotting similarities here with Hammers, methinks that conspiracy theorists speak in their own code, i.e. ' they left but cheek' ? At first I thought the spelling and grammar were that of a five year old, after all he's from Darlo ? but perhaps theres a subliminal message here? So in English ' they left but cheek ' literally translated could be that only wit and mischief remained when they had gone? I mean I never understood that fckr Shakespeare either, but they rave about him. Perhaps these are the cleverest of all us idiots, it is us that do not follow their enlightened path? hail the new Gods Hammer and his disciple Fld Marshal.

Yep, ground the metal frame on your case to something like a radiator with a length of wire, leave it on and see what happens, sounds like static build up.

Or spell, or punctuate ? Ham dear boy, if they can't read how do they know what the video is about lol?