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Then f..k you, I've eaten your Easter Egg ! ?

Wow I thought you were young ?

He's better than you, let him on more often lol ! That screen is bigger than my street ?

Thank God, people are really generous if you ask them correctly VID-20200323-WA0000.mp4

Six I'm past viagra never mind cranberry juice lol, I need a snake charmer nowadays, the ladies are safer with me than Elton John

Hmmm? it was meant to amuse Six and others, not to be used as a slur on him, if this is how it's viewed I apologise to Six, he is one of my favourites in the forum and I make it known, sorry @Sixgun

Are you like 'Breaking Bad' ? Coke or Meth ? you could keep the dog outside, they bark when the police come.

Yea our Aussies and Kiwis play good

Christ if so far you've been shy, I'm looking forward to you emerging fully lol ? you shrinking violet, I think not

Crabs ?

OMG I'm so tempted, but I'm gonna be a good boy

The first is on waw cod5 when you first start at any new game everyones crap, if I'm on I'll help you provided I can talk to you on my team, tell you what I'll pm you. Yes at first you will be annihilated in mw2, by me Thank you for trying more than one of our servers, few venture outside of their comfort zone

Only speaking for the UK here but we don't have enough police for ordinary duties, let alone extraordinary ?, if this happens then the troops are on the streets. Regardless of any measures taken the problem is people, they always find a way around any problem. I laugh at people like Politicians, Judges, Medical staff etc, their problem is they deal with rational, level headed people all day, the realities are given in some of the following real things that are happening : My wife tells me that in some parts of the country holiday bookings have actually increased as people from cities try to dodge any inconveniences. Some of them don't pay the fines they already have, think they worry about more?, they know they can get away with it The supermarkets introduced vulnerable people shopping hours, what happens? ordinary people join the queue, say I'm shopping for my granny, then come back later for more stock. Have you checked with elderly neighbours, I have, the only other one I've seen is Sixgun bless him. These are just some examples and you all know its true, people cheated rationing in the war, people drank during prohibition, the people who will win yet again this time are the criminals, sad. On the bright side I've had a great day gaming, even the sniper server was buzzing, and tomorrow I look forward to hearing Budman cry for mercy, times are good.

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Take no notice Darth, rumour is she likes a prick or two, or three or four bur her favourite figure is eight ?

Ah bless him, the only Marine ever barred from UN peace keeping missions lol, he's great, Six if we ever meet, which of course we never will, the beer and steak are on me my friend. We have sacrificed 96% of the population from living normally, caused an economic crisis with dangers to peace and stability to try to save 4% who probably would have died soon anyway, that is a stark fact. Nature will sort it out itself, but it will certainly happen again, feel sorry for politicians they can't win.

She'd like to play me the Death March I think ? Heres some suggestions for her ; I worship the ground you walk on - Elta James My sweet Lord - George Harrison Gimme back my bullets - Lynyrd Skynyrd and constantly running through her mind Stairway to Heaven, cos thats where I send her in game

Theres not a bad bone in your body is there ?

You did, and it was appreciated believe me, however you then began to rant and rave to everyones replies, you are a long time idiot and should know there would be disagreements and joking, that is our nature. You are a nice well meaning bloke, it's water under the bridge, but give us some credit and enter into non insulting discourse with us, we still like you don't worry. I have monitored the statistics myself since your post, they may not be accurate as I can only use numbers in the news. What I see, in Europe at the moment, is a death rate of around 4%, 3.7- 3.9 UK and others, 4.6% Italy, we'll see how it pans out over the next week, no pun intended. Talk to us nicely and we can have a discussion not a fight, we appreciate your concerns believe me.

Thank God for Hammer, we need a realistic and steady hand in these troublesome times, when everyone is losing their minds Ham brings you back to earth, but mind you don't fall off the edge.

Ah my boy good to hear you again, I feared the worst in your absence, dreading the news that you may have perished in action, wrestling a mountain lion or grizzly. I should not have worried should I ?, the film True Grit was based on your exploits, you man among men. He is cute isn't he ?, I must confess I have awoken on occasion to find a dog lying next to me, a product of that thing you mentioned named beer. However in these dark days even this ambrosia is subject to abuse, the news came yesterday that a Scottish brewery is switching from brewing beer to handwash, mankind is doomed. My scooter is like Noahs Ark, almost ready to sail, I have a few problems to iron out but nothing will hold me back (unless my battery is flat). The New World beckons, I have named my scooter Mayflower, it will go down in history, and probably at sea, with you soon buddy.

Wow! did as you suggested and sounds great, could I book a full rub down in body oil, a bit of mild correction, and some water sports as a birthday present for a friend?? always assumed you were a boy?? do you take Paypal ?

Sorry, self isolating from now, put the lube on hold

You can be cruel, hope he brushes his teeth