RobMc

That's his job? or it was in my day, he's not from Thailand is he ?

Sometimes my wit hits a brick wall ?

What was the delay ?? Asking for a friend

I will of course honour your request in true idiot fashion,I'd actually like to stroke a couple of the neighbours pussies, especially the ginger one in the corner house, it is in need of attention judging by the number of tomcats passing by, you obviously are very close to your neighbours pussy, keeping social distancing offer to check her pussy with binoculars, remember to wash your tongue !

Just thinking about the hard times now that your pussies are no longer allowed on the streets, to compensate for the lack of income Rob has devised a little mnemonic to help you regain some income while your pussies are indoors. Be Ready On The Hotel Earning Lounger Remember social distancing and wash your hands

ffs I hope you're not a midwife ?????? It's a cat

I hate foreign languages

Unfortunately in Hammers case they might ?

I went to have a look and was in spectate for 3 minutes the game finished without me swawning, same problems as E with tags and weapons.

Ham, we have a recruit for the flat earth society here, get him now while he's vulnerable kill you in an hour Key

No ! it's a cat, you blind ???? Beginning to wonder what Chris looks like ?

Wow! you don't know Hammer ?

If you were awarded this position after 'practical' advice to our leader, us lesser idiots will pay well for pictures.

Is the nurse on the side one of those positions ? As XI's official sexual advisor could you remind me what it is I'm supposed to do with girlies ? Getting old my memory isn't what it was and I see these creatures and know I'm supposed to do something with them, what is it exactly ? I have lots of toilet paper available I use it to clean my wooden leg. As a kid for some reason the nickname Richard was given to me at school, then when I lost my leg the bastards used to call me Limp Richard, or Dick for short.

Contrails would be my bet

Oh boy, I'm interested now, is it all American politics, cos I know nothing about them, but as you all know by now I don't stir with a spoon I use a paddle, you don't really need to know to have an argument do you? Presume you've followed the old XI tradition of making a post ?

OMG I'll enjoy killing you threefold now ?

Very interested in the 3rd subject, could you elaborate ?, a few pictures will do ?

I'll put it another way, we have someone who by his/her own admission rarely plays on our servers, and makes claims about the behaviour of other players. Judging by his reply I would guess he's not entirely innocent, but actually if he is correct I agree with him. However immediately, without any evidence whatsoever, everyone agrees with him. My sympathies disappeared entirely with his second post, interesting to see what his 'left wing' responses were ?? Anybody playing with him want to chip in ?

Oh dear ?

No ones disputing that mate, what I'm saying is that as usual everyone who was not there and without any evidence to prove the claims acts as judge, jury and executioner.

Go Toes Go, we are with you !

It has, as usual brought out the best and worst in society, the Tesco workers giving the NHS staff a standing ovation, and volunteers delivering food. Counteracted by six ambulances being vandalised, in your part of the world I believe, and ambulances up here being drained of fuel overnight, in addition at one hospital night staff had their cars broken into and vandalised, wtf? I managed to get into Waitrose the other day, I could barely carry the toilet paper and pasta, as I approached the checkout a little old lady was approaching with a basket containing only two items. My heart went out to her, here you are sweetheart I said, you go first ! joke

Before everyone who has never played on the server gets on their soapboxes, I can guess exactly whats happened here. I have played with them all, including the person putting in this post, and let me guess it is someone winding up dn, all usually in harmless fun. Now these people play on these servers daily and mean no harm why not ban them all and let this tckr play by himself ? seems the way you've decided before getting any facts.

Lidl's are clean out, managed to get one from their out of date shelf, it'll be fine, managed to get you your chicken balls, but the cockerels are being pigs and won't stand still.