RobMc

I don't want the fckr ???

You're right Shiny, 30 seconds is a bit hopeful, realistically aim for 10

Hungry ?????

Warning to all players, if a shotgun is available do not let this fckr choose it, you have been warned lol.

You run a crack joint ?

Good man, send Shiny up to ours for the end of the world, Uncle Rob will look after her, I have our final 30 seconds planned.

Toes what can I say ? fight on you have been so cheerful so far, thinking of you buddy

OMG All we need now is the fucking martians and we can have a full house of end of the world scenarios, get a grip and man up. Any of you married ?? then for the rest of you hear what we've learned :- Your wife goes to get her hair done and when she comes back it looks like a combine harvester has cut it A/. Do you tell her the truth, endure weeks of tears and cold shoulders, find your bedroom habits stopped and be reminded on your deathbed, or B/. Say it looks lovely ? Answers below please Update went and checked and as suspected this is bullshit, There are asteroids constantly passing 'near' three this month between 300,000 and a million miles. The one next month is a large one expected to pass around 300,000 miles and may even be visible. There are no, and I repeat no, close encounters in the near future on their database. If you have put this in to cause further panic you ought to be ashamed.

What a great post, well done Six, and by the way you are an asshole but it's all in fun and we know that, we love you, take care.

Shiny get out now, the mans a bigamist, he has a wife, a fiancee and you ?, is he called Henry ?

Sir, At first I was going to ignore this, however your arrogance deserves an answer, your disdain for us fellow idiots shines through loud and clear. Not only are you a medical expert, economics expert and statistical genius, but you are an idiot, and us idiots come here for fun. We do not wish to be spoken to as fools, we treat everything as a joke, it is obvious that your world contains little light or fun, it is a world of gloom and doom, death and destruction. However, thankfully, we too have opinions, they may not be yours, but we have them. FU

We've seen the Sherman tank in desert camouflage 1/32 scale before you sad fckr.

You not interested in Queenies plumbing ????

Out of tp but I've been using the wifes socks, interested ??? ps she is beginning to suspect, act soon

How much is it ? may be able help here ?

Sir? I have for a long time been an enthusiastic amateur gynaecologist !

He's lovely, far better looking than P1nh3ad, but probably house trained already, thought you were quiet lol.

Yes, but you quite naturally believe this, having started this conversation you are right in some aspects, but oh so wrong in others. I have just done the maths and for the total confirmed cases versus deaths I got 3.89 %, 97% of those deaths were people over 70 who were ill anyway. Having sown the seeds of panic, for what is the loss of a small percentage of humans the economies of the world have probably been set back for at least five years. The panic is widespread many industries will close and a world recession will surely follow. This will result in much hardship, possibly conflict and probably starvation, instead of keeping quiet and dealing with the people who may actually die. The 'experts' can hold their heads up as they of course were correct, but the consequences (we are yet to see) are far in excess of pride. There is a thing called commonsense, and that sadly has deserted humans this century. The medical profession may not accept people dying, but if their dying is the price to pay for normality then we should pay it. Mark my words the end results of this will be wars, the classic way of taking attention away from problems. I respect you but I do not follow your ethos, we all have differing views.

Former Chinese property executive who criticized Xi over virus handling is missing, friends say 1 day ago Rugger has begun the cull

Wow, this is really turning into a panic, not a pandemic, thank you scientists, doctors and politicians for completely fucking up everyones lives. Reality check, we have so far had 35 deaths in UK, our food shops are stripped bare with queues waiting for them to open. You cannot buy medicines, freezers, fridges, bread makers etc all gone in a frenzy of panic. The irony is that those most affected, the frail and elderly are the ones unable to get the things they need. Mankind is showing his true colours. It is going to get worse but the death toll so far is nothing to write home about, there is no hope at all for humanity, we are still basic animals. A great demonstration of just how powerful the media is.

Congrats Sally and the rest

Stock up on toilet paper now ????

Said this before, Steam now have an iron grip on the gaming world, you now don't own anything physical, it's the same reason why lp's are making a comeback, they control your gaming world, let the peasants revolt.

OK Snowflakes the following are facts, ask your parents or Grandparents :- Long long ago, in a time where commonsense reigned and the only communication was newspapers, if a child in your street got measles or chickenpox etc etc your Mummy (who would now be prosecuted for neglect) took you along with the neighbours kids to play with them. Lo and behold you hopefully caught it, had a short bad time but your immune system built up the antibodies so that for the rest of your life you were immune, mumps were of special importance to boys. In fact sometimes suckling mothers swapped kids for some feeds so that their antibodies were passed to other children, we learned about this long ago. This is a fact, anything nasty will kill you if your body can't resist it, so in fact giving it to younger people should be encouraged and a natural immunity will follow, however this will not stop any virus from mutating and becoming a killer again. A commonsense approach would be to isolate all weak and susceptible people and let the others go about their business, this gives them time to become immune and an antidote discovered. I personally cannot understand, especially in the modern world trying to isolate all populations, it is obvious to a blind man that this is not and never will work, let nature get on with it, we'll survive.

Wow, you let the kids watch porn? what an understanding parent? ?