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RobMc

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  1. It's warming up and I've been watching my 19 year old, fit, neighbours daughter sunbathing topless in the back garden, however in true community spirit I've limited my ogling to 6 hours a day.
  2. Hello deadly lady, sharpen your knife for tonight, and everyone shoots Shaun, welcome.
  3. It's a deal big boy, can be there as soon as flights resume x What shall we play ?
  4. Kind of sad when these perverts get their rocks off on innocent children in my opinion, kids can't understand the meanings, just the paedo reading it, not my idea of funny, but hey ho theres worse.
  5. What do you mean 'if' ? lots of us are Cossacks, chess and strip poker for mrs. ps you serving time by any chance ??
  6. Sounds a bit like you've read them Sammy ?
  7. Another Captain Pugwash ?? Roger the cabin boy etc.
  8. Is your computer old??, if not wanna try and fix it ? When your computer is turned on does it make any noises before shutting down ? it can be many things but rule out the easy ones first. It does a check called a post, if it detects something wrong it shuts down, we have many members who do this for a living with far more experience than me, let them try and help you and keep your money. If you want a new one you'll need to tell them how much to work with. Until they chip in need some more info on what it does and if anything on screen before shutting down ?
  9. Is it lonely ??????
  10. Just Hudson ???????????????
  11. Occasionally typing 'groovy' in game does not in my opinion count as communication with your fellow earthlings ?
  12. It's lovely but wtf do you use it for in an apartment ? must be one rough delivery round you're on, love Hickocks videos especially the older guns.
  13. I thought you were into 'watersports' ?
  14. I thought you were a good time girl
  15. Sammy ???? wash your mouth out with soap , someone award him the potty mouth medal quick, my sensitive side is hurting (what a great idea)
  16. Tried them, their vegetables are awful, wtf is Sammy on about ?
  17. As you all know the Senior Admins are considering appointing me as a consultant in these difficult times of being stuck in the house together, so to help with the boredom I've come up with the following marital aids to spice up your days together :- 1/. Possibly the best blow job ever, and a cute tool https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/home-appliances/floorcare/vacuum-cleaners/numatic-henry-hvr160-cylinder-vacuum-cleaner-red-10175294-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=wwwmripai&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT+ad+group~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=c&ds_kids=92700052984681546&tgtid=0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT&=--present--&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI65mR17aG6QIVwrTtCh3t4wYMEAYYAiABEgLKOvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds 2/. Beware the vibrations may drive you to distraction, and boy is it HOT https://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/idv75/indesit-idv75--tumble-dryer?refsource=apadwords&mkwid=s6BdAaH3w_dc&pcrid=293402743835&product=IDV75&pgrid=54347010370&ptaid=pla-298579341993&channel=search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-JXi_reG6QIVSYBQBh1zdwdBEAYYAiABEgIDdfD_BwE 3/. Finally, if you want to go down together try this :- https://www.seamagine.com/mini-submarine-2-person.html Back with more marital aids soon Rob
  18. OMG conspiracy theories spread faster than a virus, they've reached Sweden
  19. What do they call a sheep tied to a tree in Maryland ? A leisure centre
  20. Wtf is a Plandemic ????
  21. Hey, get to the back of the queue on that one ?
  22. There is also no plural in a simple apostrophe
  23. My wife says she can give you some socks from her old Barbie doll, should be a perfect fit ?
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