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Still no news?, it's not looking good is it?, I suspect Angelz is keeping him as a toy boy, he'll waste away with her demands, or he could be fertilising @AthenA's eggs, he's not chicken, hope he can still aim straight. I wonder if he's back fishing, money bulging from his pockets (not what he tells the ladies), he's certainly quiet. We need to keep our eyes open - another idiot missing, I think he's been abducted and as we speak is getting probed. Ah well back to bargain hunt, I'll check later, hxtr have you seen him?

Spent a bad night worrying about my brave boy, pictured him lying frozen in the snow mauled by a polar bear searching for food due to the ice breaking up. I may be the cause, my large diesel engine may have contributed to his end, in memorial I tipped a tin of injector cleaner in the tank, I feel a lot better now. It may be that he inadvertently wandered across the border after game, some Canadian floosy luring him into her bed. Having been there I know the dangers, there is little chance of escape, even now he may be getting offered pancakes and maple syrup, we may never see his eloquent prose again. I will buy a poppy in his memory, and every pancake will be a headstone, farewell buddy, in a manly non gay way of course. sob

Birds regularly shit on my mercedes (get it?)

I sense that my brave buddy @AyaqGuyaq is missing, no posts and no replies to birthday, I fear that he may have met his end this time, no doubt fearless until the end. Sent a few pm's out to muster funds for a party, sorry search party, we should get far once I've auctioned the buttons on ebay and converted the two florins, five shekels and hatpins into hard cash. Are you there Ayaq, knock once for yes and twice for no knock, knock

Timmah lends his out, take some popsicles, his guests love them.

No I can act as intermediary ?

Thank you 'HANS'

Blimey, student days well over lol ?

It's been a while so - FU Timmah

I bow to my pedagogue of grammar

oYea we're sticklers for correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar lol FU ?

Happy birthday buddy, have a great one. How do Alaskans celebrate?

Thank you Hans

Ah you know Dolores too?

I understand, but I have many times stood for your national anthem (one memorable night in the Shannon Hotel Foynes amongst many) I showed respect for your men, please show respect for ours. Soldiers are not politicians, they are doing a job under instructions from politicians, they probably don't like it, but they do it, that does not detract from their bravery and loss. If the Irish still consider the poppy an insult after all these years then it is very sad, and as a nation you are in trouble. The Americans forgave the Germans and especially the Japanese in WW 1 and 2, ditto the Commonwealth, we are now friends. If Eire has this attitude persisting then you will suffer, perhaps a hard border will happen soon regardless, I find it strange that this persists and feel sorry for your country that can't let go of the past. Remember the Western world observes this day (America with Veterans Day) for instance, would you not like to join us? I see no reason you could not celebrate the Easter rising, if it was done in the correct way, applauding the bravery of your countrymen, but remember our country was at the time embroiled in a far larger conflict so do not bring wrongs, which were correct in those times, into a modern scenario and make those soldiers, doing a job, villains, that is quite wrong, and it prevails in Eire. I find your words 'it is an insult' to honour the war dead poor, So why are they ashamed to support the Easter rising I'm interested? , I have far more respect for them than the recent cowardly lot that bombed and maimed innocents deliberately, they fought properly and bravely, your nation should be proud. I read a couple of books on this some years ago, it was very interesting and nothing to be ashamed of, in British terms (Empire) a small blip.

Absolutely right you are missing the whole point of this, the poppy is a salute to the DEAD, i.e. men who gave their lives for a cause, if you want your own Poppy/Shamrock then have one, but do not be disrespectful to our brave soldiers, a lot of your boys fought against tyranny and are included, your attitude is nothing short of disgraceful to your fellow countrymen.

Yea that would cure them, most of these assholes only see university and coffee shops, but wtf lets shock mummy and daddy eh? Socialism, communism etc etc do not work, 3,500 marching through Mexico to prove that.

I remember them every year and have even stopped on the motorway illegally wtf for my minutes silence at 1100, so a message to all the assholes who think we shouldn't be honouring our war dead, who incidentally died for you too a big FU.

@hxtr-Seth-Rich any room on that ark for me and my buddy @AyaqGuyaq ? he's house trained.

You been sick on it??

You sir are a very clever man, this sums it up perfectly

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/apu-leaving-simpsons-racial-controversy-adi-shankar-matt-groening-a8604156.html Will this PC shit ever end?? Southpark looking definitely dodgy, humour has died, what a sad world

You were that name for years why did you change?

I would like to post in a most polite British way but? FU Timmah

Hurry my friend I lie in bed listening to the rain and think of you, the Honda Civic was a good choice for an ark, my last one was with a Toyota starlet, door seals leaked and I lost both chickens. We needed a new janitor and I'm so glad it is you to step into the s..t and keep us clean. You will never return as a new idiot working fast, most idiots are so laid back they are horizontal, one exception is my brave buddy Ayaq who is the man for clearing cockroaches with his many armaments. I'm working on a new death star, so much more fun than arks, why don't we swap ideas? I can appoint you janitor on that if you want? guaranteed most people will s..t themselves when we arrive to wipe them out. What is your opinion on grips fitted to shotguns? Does Angu5 really keep sheep?, or just women? one of the mysteries of the idiot universe. Here we go!