RobMc

ps You spell tyre wrong, lol

This will mean an increase in pocket money for teenage boys

Is that first photo the 'bird' who shared your bunk??

You've eaten @babyback ?????? omg I know he was an easy kill but ffs did you have to butcher and eat him ?? that rust thing is rubbing off, who next ??

Yea _ and I believe in fairies lol

Does that for me sometimes too ?

Happy Birthday Ace, slow down a bit and let me kill you tonight lol, happy birthday to you both.

You wear womens clothes when playing --- cool ! you kinky old fool ?

Brilliant, a whistles as near as I get nowadays lol.

Nerd lol

What happened to the sled ??, tell me you haven't eaten the huskies ?? If it was business class my illusions of Alaskans are gone forever. India ?? ffs keep your hands off, we gave you up to keep them, expeditionary force were you ????? we'll have muskets loaded now.

OK, the impression I got was that ammunition was allowed but the guns were not, can't see the logic in the charge?

How the hell did you get from Alaska to the states with all your weapons my boy ??, I've been watching a Canadian border programme where they strip you poor Yanks of your weapons when driving to Alaska, or from Alaska. The look of surprise at being denuded and forced to drive through those vicious beavers is priceless, their offers of free cannabis being rudely rejected. Lends a new meaning to 'smoking barrels', it's a culture thing, although after being massacred by Larsin the other night, their aim ain't bad. Why don't you come to an arrangement ? you take your guns and in exchange you turn a blind eye to maple syrup and hockey sticks going the other way ? For Chrissakes don't start massacring the local wildlife in the lower colonies, like at home, they have things called quotas. Remember to shower once a week and change clothes every month, oh yes and don't use your bowie knife in restaurants.

Ham you are a lovely lad, but if you have a dictionary research the word 'gullible' Now I am a Nigerian prince who needs to transfer my fortune out of my country, if you pm me I'll send you details for you to transfer 20,000 dollars so that I can double it for you. You might have the dreaded squash syndrome, where every sphere seems deflated, do you waste hours every day trying to inflate your car tyres ???? seek help

I have the best app ever made glance at sky, is it dark or light ? lick end of finger and find wind direction gauge temperature by the sight of my 'nuts', tight and wrinkly it's cold, loose and swinging warm, damp it's hot risk assess chances of flooding, lightning strike, snow, ice etc by ignoring them step outside worked well for over 60 years, no electricity or computer required

You are right the original set up is the best for ctf, although I do like the modern weapons for a change, it is great on the larger maps where it is a struggle to get home. I think that server would be good with bolts only ,with large maps, i.e. semi sniper, as lots of us seem to like the skill thing, not run and gun.

I'm a virgin

errr 'Hammer' ???

Think carefully before answering this Ham

You sure you're not already in SF trying some of those strange 'mushrooms' ?

Have a great time son

I watched a programme called drug wars last night, you don't want a wall, you need three, unbelievable, opened my eyes.

I dreamed of meeting a girl who slept that way ?

Well just sat on it for a while - I won - cos no one else turned up? like my sex life I played with myself, not going back

So let me get this right ? you ask for a ctf server, they give you one, then you play on another ?? The rest asking for it don't know which game it's for ? Oh boy are we in trouble I hope you don't vote lol