RobMc

OMG they're all at it now

You're forgiven buddy, that's one I've never even seen let alone tried.

OK buddy one last try I'm struggling with rap The gold chains wrapped round my neck Cause me pain, what the heck? It's not much fun doing rap The idiots all think I'm crap I'll never make an Eminem The Bloody Limey fails again

Thanks buddy now enabled

Absolutely not, all my own work In making rap I do not shirk If you keep telling folks a lie You'll find yourself in a drive by Rappin Rob

Well as I'm not really sure what a rap is I'll try, but no promises By the way love your name Jointz, I thought I was the only one interested in carpentry? good to see a buddy, I'm a dovetail man

OK buddy, even though I detest rap here's my first go, you'll have to add the tune (do they have a tune?) Going downtown for a new drive by To check up on my stash Make sure my girls are on the game And making lots of cash Selling crack or skunks the same to me It makes me lots of money It lets me pimp all my rides and pick up lots of honeys My nights are spent a rapping And getting very high Until the Reapers knocking For I will surely die Dedicated to @jointz who is free to use without copyright

You familiar with these forums Kapt ?????

That is really sad Sammy, whatever happened to walking out or preferably not going? i.e. the individual choosing?

Please don't look at this if you're offended Joe Lycett investigated by police for offending audience member during comedy show (gbnews.uk) We have a great comedian in the UK called Roy Chubby Brown, been watching him for 50 years, he is the bluest of them all, see him on Youtube, the majority of his audiences are women. Now being actually banned from left wing town councils for shows he has performed for decades, freedom of speech only if it's theirs, fight back people, fight back.

You all know how caring to the planet is Green Rob don't you ?, so I had a think about this and a Nobel Prize looms on the horizon :- Renewable energy I read somewhere that animal poop produces methane which is hurting the ozone layer. We need to have a potty training session for all animals to harness this untapped gold, I'll start on the dogs and cats and Wildthing on the lions and tigers. Once we've got them all shitting in harmony into special sewage farms we can tap off this methane, and use it for personkinds (used to be mankinds pre woke) benefit. This methane could power ships and lorries to carry the crops produced by heating green houses full of grain. This grain could then be fed to the animals and the cycle restarted, pure brilliance. So please join Rob Greens save the world campaign by buying one of his 'Who Gives a Shit' T shirts, available soon at a store near you. Also coming soon :- Plastic dung car hood/bonnet ornaments Posters - 'Save the world - stamp on a dung beetle', and 'You talk shit now buy some' Dolls that defecate so little girls can tell Mummy they are saving the world with a sweet smile Dung sauce for that truly Green BBQ party, most appetising and many more items on special offer and the new campaign motto 'A fart a day keeps starvation at bay' I'm on a winner here, especially in these forums

Dear Boss, Only ones I can find are :- Around 2 playing by myself Around 65 playing with myself Any use???

Unlike most of your 'equipment' ?

Too much enthusiasm??? Perhaps they're lying?? and most sufferers don't play tennis ?? You've opened my eyes to this, I'll view them a little differently now.

Missed you FU

You got the same trouble buddy ?????

I have been popping back now and again and saw my buddy had been fishing too, did you see it? Long slimy body, with scaly skin, a wispy beard and blank staring eyes But the trout looked great

Most of us have crabs, we could pool resources? is it going to be a cathouse? we can give you loads of pointers.

What a great idea Fishing vid ???

Or my toes

Civil war huh? before you start I have some tea for sale, arriving Boston next week, first come first taxed

Pervert

Of course not, starring in a new post soon

A couple of days ago ???????????????? I think of you and Pia every night lol The times I've defrosted you and I'm forgotten Bitch