No that's not you Budman and TBB,
My most faithful and loving friend was my Border Collie Jess, bought from a farm on the Otterburn ranges
From being a pup that dog followed me everywhere, slept at my feet, and worshipped the ground I walked on (not just you eh? @Majbasil)
One day I went into the bath, and being tired I think I fell asleep
Unbeknown to me he had lain down at the side of the bath
I woke up with the water lukewarm and quickly stepped out of the bath
Not realising he was there I stepped on his tail
He was asleep too, and in a purely reflex action turned and bit my dick
Had to get him put down
Broke all his teeth