RobMc

As I've said before if you pick up a bird in a Thai nightclub and go back to hers, if she reverse parks do a runner, chances are even this dictionary ain't caught up with 'her'.

Well done Yacc

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I've suddenly remembered isn't it you who lives on a barge? There is in that case one important thing to check, the suction side to the p/p, especially if it hasn't been checked for a while. Ships and boats suck in water through a thing called a strum box, this usually has a filter fitted and must be clear. The diameter of the pipe must be sufficient to let the pump suck up enough water and not cavitate. In addition as it is on the dirty side over time it builds up with growth and restricts the flow, both these are the starting points of your check. In simple terms it is useless having a p/p that can give say 40 litres per minute if it can only suck 20. If the boat is old and this is a retrofit it may not be correctly plumbed in.

Well in my humble opinion as you want full flow it should be after the filtration near the clean water output, but moving it now may be difficult. So doing it the way I say should still give you the base reading i.e. take out all filters run p/p (on max if possible) and take the pressure reading - this is full flow. You then need a way of measuring after filtration and before discharge. But practically why is it so important? are you getting no pressure? ps I would highly recommend a uv filter after the physical ones, pps 7/1 ? if this is 7 bar it is quite high for a fw system your pipe joints must be good

Oh dearest Basil ? Rob could make soooooooooo much out of this

Wow! None of us would ever have guessed

That's the worst spider tattoo I've ever seen buddy? don't let him loose on the fox 'n hounds.

You must have heard about it because British media have banged on and on about it, we have a mini heatwave where for 2 days the temp MAY reach 40 degrees C in some parts of the country. Trains can't run, people being told to stay home and more government warnings than a third world war, amazingly from the same people who jet off for a fortnight in Turkey or the Maldives, where it apparently doesn't have the same effect. Those in Aussie, Florida or California would get a chuckle at this lot, do your trains stop too? Anyway I was going through a Starbucks drive through on my mobility scooter this morning, and as the lady bent down to hand me the coffee (not good coffee) I handed her a ten pound note. 'Have you not got anything smaller' she snarled, 'only my dick' I replied, the look on her face was priceless, must be the heat.

Obviously has it's advantages, you can shag anything, one of yours :- Trans inmate impregnates two other prisoners in women’s prison (gbnews.uk) Whoops forgot to say, anyone else think it's a great idea to put a dick in a womens prison ffs ?

OK, this is all over the place, pump that 'pushes' the flow through filters in Litres per minute?? therefore it is pumping dirty water before any filtration, correct? is 3 x 20 inches the depth and circumference of each filter, which as they do their job and get dirty will require more pressure for the same flow Then a secondary filtration through 4 filters no idea about .q meaning?, but what really has me puzzled is the pressure can be adjusted by a 'free flow waste' so does this restrict it and cause a back pressure?? presume 7 to 1 is in bar? However it is very very simple, just like your wires in electricity, the maximum flow available will be at the most restrictive point, you can't push it any harder. So the circumference of the smallest pipe is all you'll get, look up the formula on Google. Once you know how much should be coming through 'free flow' then with the filters in you'll need a gauge to increase pump pressure to get the same reading. i.e. fit a pressure gauge at the end of the filtration, take all filters out put pump up to max and note reading. Stop, dial pump back, put filters in then increase pump to get 1st reading. Eventually as filters clog you'll have to increase pressure to get max flow. I'll add a bit more, there is a fixed relationship between the pressure (pump), volume of water flow and circumference of the pipe (discounting aeration). So your circumference is a constant, fixed by the pipe size, leaving the only variables pressure and volume (related to each other). You cannot push any more through it than it will take, because it is liquid and does not compress (unlike a gas), once it reaches maximum then that is it, no more. I need to understand how the pressure is affected by this free flow waste, i.e. the relationship in the system. Is the pump constant pressure? i.e. non adjustable, because if it is as I stated earlier I suspect the waste acts like a resistor. If this is so then you are always getting full flow as that is what the pump is supplying, the waste is merely restricting (calming down) the full flow. Give us a bit better description of the system please

Drag queen story time for primary school children dubbed 'child abuse' by furious parents (gbnews.uk)

I hope you'll post some pictures when you get one

Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem

I did I fainted

You're in luck, I'll be soon marketing the ultimate drone 'The Voy Air' Brilliant hi res and zoom for beaches and topless sunbathing in back gardens, features such as 'nipple focus', are standard. Programme in your favourite hot spots, lie back on your couch and press 'seek' it heads for your favourite 'hotty', up to 30 hotty's can be pre programmed. Get your trenchcoats ready for this one, it is a guaranteed sell out before Christmas, you can look the kids in the eyes when you tell them 'Santa is coming' Features :- Live or recorded playback Detects shotguns being pointed at it Digital sounds record those grunts and screams as though they were in your bed, features a heavy breathing booster Automatic ugly chick switch off Hooker detector and many many more, don't buy until you try No perverts please

You shouldn't be admiring it Vincent

Old joke The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs' So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue. In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done. Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'. They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :- 'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

Yuk, good Vodka ruined, wtf is 'Fairy Floss' ??? you Aussies gone rainbow ffs??

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

True dat, @TBB says she's 'hot' too ?

I swear I won't sleep now Bullet

We'll help you Joe FU Budman

Did you spot any Russian tanks ???