RobMc

No that's not you Budman and TBB, My most faithful and loving friend was my Border Collie Jess, bought from a farm on the Otterburn ranges From being a pup that dog followed me everywhere, slept at my feet, and worshipped the ground I walked on (not just you eh? @Majbasil) One day I went into the bath, and being tired I think I fell asleep Unbeknown to me he had lain down at the side of the bath I woke up with the water lukewarm and quickly stepped out of the bath Not realising he was there I stepped on his tail He was asleep too, and in a purely reflex action turned and bit my dick Had to get him put down Broke all his teeth

Any publicity is good publicity, please protect my co stars names, I'd hate to see @J3st3r sued

Hey now?, I've been going to sleep lately dreaming of Pengy and Roxy dressed in leather thongs telling me I've been a naughty boy and threatening to spank me, nothing wrong with me? Anyway doesn't everyone love sheep? over here we have a whole country (Wales) devoted to their comforts. ps Pengy I prefer the tassles

QUE ?????

You give her the envelope??? Remember Dollars not Pesos, she likes to travel

Happy birthday all, but especially to Queenie who we all have a soft spot for, happy birthday dear.

You can predict their future in that clip, a real shame, just imagine if the cop had pushed him hard? cops in the USA have a thankless job, and I'm afraid it's spreading. Very sad to see what is really still a baby using foul language and assaulting the police, no hope for that one, which is a direct result of his parents.

I don't think that's translated very well Mark???

Nothing kinky about Rob, but if that's how you swing?

BRASVILLE Perfect location for the men, you can let them free

OMG son I never realised you were so lost and lonely, watching silent films of a man building mud huts? let Rob recommend 'The vacuum cleaner salesman' or the bosses favourite 'Debbie does Dallas', both available on pornhub.

Surprised she can hear anything after being married to you buttercup ?

Reminds me of an old girlfriend Took 3 shots too

All of us who've watched you play laugh too

Typo What he meant was he enjoys hunting Ass but it's dear Crowdfund ??

Imagine hearing your wife say those words ?? Yea imagine Wonder what it's like ?

Neither do the rest of the players ( Sorry Basil I couldn't resist )

Me too, can't get online

Patently not true lol ?

Biden's visiting an old folks home, he walks up to an old lady, shakes her hand, and says 'Do you know who I am??' 'No' she replies, 'but if you ask the nurse on reception she'll tell you.' Biden headed for reception

How about this ??? FU

Called Budweiser in some places, Fosters in others

I wish it to go on record that I do NOT eat yellow snow I drink it

Bite me Pengy says that all the time, and I used to imagine what she meant before I took that cold shower. Don't disillusion me

That'll teach you to go on porn sites