For those who don't know the Hadron Collider in Switzerland is used to investigate and prove the existence of the smallest particles known to idiots worldwide. Today one of the Scientists Dr. Plugger was proud to be the first to announce to the idiot world the discovery of Thickiam's long suspected brain cell, it was smaller than expected, but in an interview one of his friends Phucked off Pete stated 'We were just delighted to see it actually exists, we all had our doubts at times'.
Unfortunately Thickiam was unavailable for comment due to 'an echo in my head'?, fellow gamers worried whether or not this would improve his game are currently crowdfunding to ensure the one remaining cell stays firmly in the USA.
Most idiots said they were stood by him, probably the safest place, said Dr Plugger as 'one fart and we may lose what remains', wise words for anyone full of shit, hold onto it buddy.
Updates to follow