RobMc

Happy birthday you old fart , have a great day buddy

I've fried in butter my entire life with things like steaks despite all the health experts saying it kills you, well I'm still alive?

That's the effect you have on men dear

Oh Oh, I sense trouble ?

Be gentle with him my dear, my buddy is more used to wrestling grizzlies, try to teach him how civilised people act, like TBB, hold on now not a great example, but you know what I mean ? Introduce him gradually to things like Walmart, he'll be wanting to shoot every pet he sees I'll bet, the neighbours may take umbrage to their skins drying in the sun. Is he still sleeping outside or have you built a kennel for him? don't let him into bed cos like most critturs once there you never get rid of them. You will make a lovely couple.

ffs, when I read the title I thought you'd murdered someone?

I bought it and updated immediately to the Stihl, my life is transformed, those bitches calling themselves neighbours will never take the piss out of autumn again, roll on the spring, the turbo version is mindblowing (get it?)

Bitch

What fantastic news, cheered me up, great news buddy.

OMG Nacho ??

Elvis is anally retentive, he saves them for later

I often wondered why @AyaqGuyaq disappeared, but I think I have the answer, I was doing my normal daily browsing this morning and straight after pornhub and how to hide your stash I stumbled on crime statistics. Wow who would have thought Anchorage was so bad, #1 in charts easily, I mean wtf? no poverty and your balls drop off going outside, what is happening? Then it dawned on me these statistics were just about the time my buddy left for California, so I dug a bit deeper, no surprise to find the crime rate rose after his arrival too ?? my buddy is obviously a hitman or bounty hunter (that's not a coconut sweet for UK readers). Now he's awol I put 2 and 2 together, he always got on 'real well' with @Icequeen who is also unusually quiet? Do you think they are hiding out together, a modern Bonnie and Clyde??. Everything points to it, his knowledge of crime and guns, her knowledge of targets, I'm keeping my eye on crimes in the mid west involving a team, bet I'm spot on? Finger please Queenie xxx ps also explains how Stephanie (aka mrs Joe) is a great killer, especially of poor Rob

Hey now, my pet rock thrived, and thanks to it I'm a billionaire from the 'spin offs' :- ' Mow that moss', a thrilling sequel where you harvest and sell to reindeer farms 'Pebble Beach', the inevitable result of putting two pet rocks together and finally ' The rock returns', you are given a quarry and have to match your rock to the strata it came from, hours of fun

OMG you poor poor boy?

Yea, Dot cooking ???

Now that's about my level of excitement for gaming ? Wonder what the sequel will be ?, 'Sawmill Operator' Reminds me of Deer Hunter (which I actually enjoyed) hours spent tramping to find a deer, then when you got near you spooked them and off you went again.

You coming out too ????

Idiots guide to the world Most porn stars come from Hungary The country that drinks the most alcohol per capita (person) is Moldova Cheapest beer in the world is Bulgaria Most privately held guns by number are in Texas USA The cheapest Cocaine is in Columbia, most expensive New Zealand Cheapest hookers in the world are Cambodia and Thailand Cheapest Marijuana Ecuador The largest Casino in the world is in Macao (China) Organisers of future gatherings may find this info of use

Hey buddy I'm not normally a praying man, but she will get my prayers, think positive.

Nah, too pretty

It might be at a decent time for me for once, as they are an hour ahead

Sorry the only French I know is 'FU Frenchi mon petite cochon', 'putain' and 'merde' ? oh yea and' Exe you hacker', I'll struggle and may get barred, better not risk it?

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Give up this addiction you have for gambling, think of the kids, enrol on Rob's therapy class.