RobMc

I used to dive but had to give up, every time I went in the water I was surrounded by Greenpeace boats, trying to prevent me being harpooned by the Japanese.

Oh you're not wrong in a way, the majority of people liked them, but in the same way they worship modern pop idols, a lot of hype. To me their music is bland and forgettable, churned out for a ready audience, even then you got the nutters reading meanings into their lyrics etc. Sorry but I never liked them and still don't like them, not my kind of music, and you all know what I mean, it is true that music you like 'moves you'. The only thing I thank them for is awakening me to Indian music, and I had the privilege of seeing Ravi Shankar (in Boston). Modern technology now allows easier access to fantastic foreign music such as The Hu and the amazing players on No Quarter for example, long may it continue. Music changes with each generation and each generation think that theirs is the best, quite naturally, as that is where their memories lie. But Lady Gaga?, think I'll pass thank you.

Clapton is a good blues guitarist, hated the Sex Pistols, Herb Alpert and the Lonely Bull was played in school by my music teacher, it was the first track I ever loved. ACDC I like but can leave, no one but no one surpasses Zep for me, but thats individual taste for you and the times you grew up in. I miss those days too lol, the end of rationing in the 50's, returning from school for lunch as my parents couldn't afford school meals for your one egg and chips, fried in lard. Supper cold pork fat from the sunday roast on bread, tripe for dinner (green cows stomach), tongue sandwiches as they were the cheapest meat. No Levis or wranglers for me, couldn't afford them, lived in a 2 bedroom council house and slept with my sister until I was seven. No car, for my dad and no money, but I fought and roamed the countryside with similar rough boys. Yes I miss those days too, now I am comfortably off, worldly wise but not nearly as happy as those days, or was it all a dream? The album I think changed music history was Black Sabbath Paranoid, it rocked the status quo to the core. Fuck the Seekers we want metal.

Hated everything about the Beatles, including their music

It works real well, I was looking to trim my moustache and beard and googled a few grooming sites, at 0530 this morning the door came off it's hinges and 20 policemen paid a visit. After the confusion had cleared up they decided to raid next doors dope farm so as not to waste ratepayers money. Duc does the new spying software have any decent joiners in it's database?

Anyone else get nervous when Mike and Pete are nice to each other?

This man should be hung, drawn and quartered on the gallows pole.

Simply not true, the Hubble telescope captures it in magnificent detail (bottom right hand corner)

Duc, £10000 on it's way to your account not to publish the real size of my dick that lens in my cam is only 10x mag.

ffs the only dates I get nowadays are hospital appointments?

In a real ADULT server nothing should be banned, isn't that the point? only personal attacks that go too far, as long as I've played on the mw2 server people have been screaming and typing hacker, why all of a sudden is it being enforced, are we going PC ????

You fckr you LMFAO You do know I'll get my revenge ??

He's out of jail now, was playing with him, unfortunately his arsehole is now bigger than his mouth

I'm going to stop teasing the lovely @Roxy! Ricko as I think things get lost in translation and our teasing gets read as criticism and the humour is lost, she is a lovely lady and does a great job. Google translate causes more problems than enough, especially in Dutch and French, thank you for the champagne and flowers on Valentines day @FRENCHI, but I said I loved playing with you, not I love you ??? (Did you get my Brown Ale?)

Come on now Mike, we all know that the only stiff part of Pete is his wallet zipper

I am looking for support (sic) for a new worthwhile project, charitable status being applied for as I type, for the limp dicks club (LDC). I fully realise there may be stiff opposition, especially from some male idiots, but surely your hearts go out to sufferers of this debilitating ailment? For those of you who do not give a toss may I point out that in time you may be affected by this, think of the cost of little blue pills and 'marital aids', no, act now, and by giving a small donation to Rob all will be well. The money will be used in ground-breaking research, how does excess alcohol affect you, are blondes or brunettes better, do you need to change your pimp and other important matters personally undertaken by the founder. I will not let you down, no, and proudly set myself the difficult task of erecting an organisation that will be upstanding for generations to come. PM me for donation details, tax relief may be available but I'll sort it out, you know you can trust Rob.

Could all idiots please stop teasing me?, you know how sensitive I can be, I think in future in ftag I will not kill I'll only thaw, no one ever does that? Oh?, hold on a minute?

PERSONAL ATTACK, PERSONAL ATTACK, I like the live Madison Square Garden, how dare this person question my choice????

Hey you just can't win can you?, the New Rob has just been in game with Apolo, and somehow I shot and killed him. Of course I immediately apologised and said it would never happen again and got warned, Heavens to Betsy what's an idiot to do? Off to play Led Zeppelin 'Dazed and Confused' If I get 30 lashes can Roxy give them ???????

Oh yes I do, look at the birthday list

That's not very nice on the lovely ladies birthday is it ???

What?? that's my kind of gal ? Anyway you old fckr you don't know what day it is never mind a date

I don't know if things have changed over the years but an ex Scotland Yard cop once told me that all mobiles were only encrypted until the signal bounced off the first aerial and that all calls are recorded somewhere, moral of the story don't give things out over a mobile. Anyone know anything about mobile security?

WTF? Sammy has this a/. got to do with the video b/. politics and voting? all I saw was her bringing down the man who I suspect was being chased by the police, 'Shit like this needs to be handled'?? you could make Sesame Street look like a gang bang with this train of thought, I sometimes wonder?, do you ever look at things simply without conspiracy lurking ?

I have never had a personal credit card my entire life, I work by firstly splitting up the money then by only using one card in external atm's and using cash where I can, so far no trouble, I am refusing to internet bank for as long as possible, but that is getting harder Firstly assuming you have some savings however small and use your main account to pay some bills and larger purchases, this is what to aim for:- Your main account with your wages paid in and main bills paid, can be a joint account, but the capital will be a maximum of what you are comfortable with, you (and partner) have a card but use it only when essential, withdraw cash only from this account to use for petrol, food, burgers etc you need to keep a large amount but then only get it directly from your bank or a machine within the bank, never use this card in external machines etc. Create another single account with a card, in this account only keep around £1000, top up from main account as necessary. Use this card ONLY for internet transactions, petrol stations (only if you have no cash) etc. This way the most they can hit you for is whatever is in that account (ps cancel any overdraft on this account) Lastly your savings in another account, you DO NOT want a card with this account, if large purchases or top up of main account required transfer it. If you're lucky split up savings to other places, in UK you are guaranteed protection for some but be careful if you go above that limit, banks do go bust. The only way to get money from this account in theory is for you to do it personally. In addition my cards are issued so there is no touch facility Remember with internet banking, like everything else no matter how clever your bank, out there is someone cleverer One last thing, it may seem paranoid but always get some printed proof of your accounts at regular intervals, if your bank is hacked or the internet goes down without physical proof of what you had is that much harder to prove, and don't think the internet can't go off either.