RobMc

FFS thought you'd scored ?

If by bloody you mean red then I think this is a frame rate setting but others might tell you better.

Dot's that bad a cook eh??

A professional chef showed me the secret of large fluffy omelettes, do as you do, then pop in the oven or grill, they rise right up.

You out shopping for Christmas ???

Hey now, I couldn't corrupt a pure soul like you?

Errr sorry about that?,

Not in the least I agree, in addition every useless tosser is appointed to the House of Lords, no powers but a great bar and a pension for life, far exceeding what is deserved, long past abolishing.

Oh yes, even as a child I sensed there was something wrong with him, but there was a whole collection of them in the BBC, recently exposed (and in jail most of them). They had to be recruited and protected, also promoted by a senior figure, who has never been exposed (no pun intended) but they could not exist without it. It is worrying to see just how many of these evil people lurk in the background, in positions of trust, priests, politicians, entertainers etc etc. Unfortunately the BBC even now is riddled with shady characters, British people are fed up with them. Epstein and Andrew were later, but of a similar stamp, apart from the present Queen and Prince Philip our Royal family are rotten to the core morally, they have been for a long time. Do some research on 'Bertie' (shagging chair and prostitutes), Mountbatten (open marriage and lots more), they've never held down marriages for long due to affairs, and if they lived in your street you'd ignore them. Yet amazingly they are portrayed as shining examples of Britishness, old Rob merely follows their fine example. The Russians and French got it right.

Non Vincent, it is hard for anyone non English and even non UK to get the funny bits, it is written in a satirical style that may be unique to us, I don't know, but a few translations for you ami :- He was a prolific paedophile who used his fame and fortune in the worst ways, while pretending to do charity work In the UK this means provide the food, usually a buffet, but of course also means 'to part' (as in legs) Self explanatory to the male species Means an impromptu collection of money from those present, but is also a sexual perversion Hope this helps

You fckr Labob, peed myself lol looking for a supplier

Thanks Queenie, I'd mistakenly worn mine on my nose.

Facebook has a whole new meaning with this lot, however word came through in these troubled and lonely times for the local perverts association (sponsored by the Jimmy Savile trust) to have an impromptu 'get together', probably due to problems in parks and car parks for entertainment. For some strange reason they invited me?, donning my new trenchcoat, and leaping on my trusty mobility scooter I headed for the Scout hall, which they had rented for the day, unfortunately for some this did not include the aforesaid Scouts, and there was great disappointment about the real meaning of 'Brownies' for some folks. The caretaker appeared to be in shock upon our arrival, luckily we'd brought a good selection of handcuffs and introduced him to bondage before he called the police. As is apparently normal for these occasions car keys, scooter keys and house keys were tossed into a bucket in the centre of the hall, I love Secret Santas, hope I picked a nice gift? Mrs Miggins (aka Lucy the Lash) had told us all she'd 'lay on a spread', I was somewhat disconcerted to see what she meant by this, I'll never touch another sausage roll again. They'd organised a whole raft of competitions :- Best dogging performance Pin a tail on anything nearby Last one standing in the gang bang Musical dildo's Best marital aid etc etc etc We were all 'shagged out' at the end, and rejoiced in the prize of a body rub in oil offered to the winner, Pete the Perv the worthy recipient, after a stunning performance in the gang bang. Sad to hear that one of the attendees had been arrested on their way to the party, but we had an impromptu 'whip round' for his girlfriend who had managed to make it. Strange set of folks, but I suppose no different to many idiots? they seemed happy enough as they limped home, now talking about limp?

Oh Yea ?????

You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs? ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator'

Just seen this and thought it amusing:- A driver in Sydney was accused of using her mobile phone while driving. The driver claimed she was eating a Magnum ice cream. Say that the same thing happens in America, and you say to the police officer, "It's not a phone officer, it's a Magnum," just pray that those aren't your last words...

Good to see you awake again Ham, don't worry me and Duc have the perfect injection for you https://www.deutsches-spionagemuseum.de/en/sammlung/bulgarian-umbrella

You'll know when I'm there, the light starts fading and the sensual odour of armpit gently wafts across the toilet, run.

I'm surprised?, I thought Chris used garlic to ward you off ?? You're safe for a while, the world is out of silver bullets (and all other ammo) after the election results, get Chris to take you for a nice stake.

omg the lord of grammar, cue my boy stand in the corner with an extra hot pizza

Happy birthday my dear

Beware fellow idiots, the four of the apocalypse are nothing compared to the combined presence of our very own. I should have guessed this tragic event, told by soothsayers in the idiot past, first hxtr returns, then fldmarshal and finally hammer. It is foretold that their combined powers will wreak havoc in the idiot kingdom, we need a brave white night to confront them, someone who all men fear and quake before. I suggest @ShinyAbsol

OMG look what's happened, we've awoken the conspiracy theory God, the end of the world is nigh [again]?

After researching this subject thoroughly on google the author wishes to apologise to his customers for the late, and cold, pizzas, normal service will be resumed shortly {just cold}. ps just teasing, I know your background

Now this is going to amaze anyone who reads these forums, because me and @FLDMARSHAL have had many 'fallings out' over the last few years. But, and it's a big but, as Sharpe (the nerd) points out, most of it appears to be the truth, it is not political, all he has done is cut and paste some articles. As I say to all the snowflakes who want me banned, just don't fucking read it, he in his own twisted perverted way is trying to help the idiots, should be given a medal not removed. And therapy